Dallas Floyd

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@MishaWines97 @erichzunker @Evan_P_Grant Well that’s because he’s always jogging the bases after hitting nukes off your pitchers.

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@oMED1Co @EASPORTS_MUT No way lol

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Reaper

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Y'all see that speed? 👀

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@ImOuTii Congrats big dawg!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins are trading shortstop Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros, sources tell ESPN.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

The Astros beat the D-backs, 4-3, sweeping the three-game series in Arizona for their fourth win in a row. The Mariners lost, so the AL West lead is back to 6 games.

The Astros currently have the best record in the AL at 60-42. Incredible.

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Even with a whopping 17 players on the injured list the Astros are tied with Toronto a half game back of Detroit for the best record in the American League.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously, right before the season begins, you just gotta take it…

Nothing makes guys want to fight for you more than hearing how upset you are that they got hurt while fighting for you.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Why is this such a big deal? Everybody getting all worked up about some guy who thinks he’s all that hitting a stupid golf ball. Maybe he’ll get what’s coming to him someday….Mr. I’m so funny @AdamSandler…

Happy Gil-BORE!!

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@jp_ain_ Top tier tweet

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@Giannis_An34

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@IsItOutEa

[Houston Astros @astros]

WALK(ER) - OFF.

#BuiltForThis

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@DFWAlex2289 @Spencer61188 @MLBNetwork You’re the one who stated the 5th lowest ERA stat 🤡

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@DFWAlex2289 @Spencer61188 @MLBNetwork So a guy that has the 5th lowest ERA… being ranked 5th… makes the rankings bad?

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.

I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

@TheWARmonger_ Dip and Rip

[Dallas Floyd @DazedFloyd]

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