The Astros beat the D-backs, 4-3, sweeping the three-game series in Arizona for their fourth win in a row. The Mariners lost, so the AL West lead is back to 6 games.
The Astros currently have the best record in the AL at 60-42. Incredible.
Even with a whopping 17 players on the injured list the Astros are tied with Toronto a half game back of Detroit for the best record in the American League.
Anytime you can publicly take a dig at your star quarterback and your star pass rusher simultaneously, right before the season begins, you just gotta take it…
Nothing makes guys want to fight for you more than hearing how upset you are that they got hurt while fighting for you.
Why is this such a big deal? Everybody getting all worked up about some guy who thinks he’s all that hitting a stupid golf ball. Maybe he’ll get what’s coming to him someday….Mr. I’m so funny @AdamSandler…
Happy Gil-BORE!!
Goodbye, Morris. We are all gonna miss you. You could be hard on directors, make-up artists, costumers - really anyone with arms or legs - but I know you did it for the ultimate good of the film. The day you wouldn’t come out of your trailer unless we sent in 40 heads of lettuce taught me a powerful lesson: never compromise your art. I will never forget at craft service that time when we split the Three Musketeers bar and you let me have the bigger half. But that’s who you were.
I know your character’s decapitation in the first movie precluded your participation in the sequel, but we all appreciated the fruit basket and the hilarious note. I will miss the sound of your tail sliding through the tall grass, your cold, bumpy skin, but, most of all, I will miss your infectious laugh. Thanks to Mr. Young for taking care of you all these years, and vaya con dios, old friend.