Polly Poppers

it’s a joke, not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

✨ My neck, my back, my dazzle, and my flaps. ✨

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

What did Lana say? My Pepsi tastes like puss?

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

As an empath you make me feel gay.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Everyday I wake up and I am gay, think about that.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Everyone understands what an Austin powers pee is right?

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

I love when I tell my A/C unit to eat with no crumbs.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Can’t stop thinking about Orville’s butt. 🥹

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Love seeing gay people wearing gap.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

MY BUTT CHEEKS ARE CLEMCHED!

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Am I allowed to eat chili during pride month.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Got lube in my hair today. Honestly werq. A different kind of hair product.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

(With a cock in my mouth): “Whats your favourite Pokémon?”

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

If anyone is offended by the word cunt, they are most likely a cunt.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

bad bubble

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

time for a vision quest

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

The best part about having good hair is waking up everyday and rating my bed head. Yesterday I looked like a cockatiel (7.5/10) and today it’s giving Frankenstein (6/10).

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

The whorely grail.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Another year older and another year gayer.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Making my way downtown, walking fast, eating his ass and I’m home bound.

[Polly Poppers @DazzleFlaps]

Pluto is gay.