Douchebag

Parody account I use to make fun of douchebags and their douchbag fashion choices at the gym. But never real people try to get their fitness on!

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

This kid took his shoes off while doing the leg curl machine. Whyyyy? #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

Hey gym bros, you don't need to soak yourself in cologne before you workout. But, I guess it's better than B.O. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

Hey fella. It's 1AM at Planet Fitness. Put a shirt on. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

Gym kids today always plop down their phone, earbud case, keys, etc. on the ground before they lift. What happened to pockets? Or will that stuff not fit in their short-shorts pockets? #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

@baseballchickie

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@TheHappySlut1

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

And this is your guy, huh? Thank you Seth Meyers

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

I knew I had seen that face somewhere...

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

Dude at the gym was full-on eating Panda Express from a styrofoam container and drinking a Red Bull. While on the recumbent bike. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

Homeboy over here must be new to the gym. Dumbell rows off the rack? Deadlifts in the Smith Machine? C'mon, bro. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

The kid on the bench next to me is 10-12 feet away and his B.O. is strong. Deodorant. Try it. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

@baseballchickie Dusty Bottoms!

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Re-racking your dumbbells is hard! I mean, you gotta match up the numbers on the weights and the rack... sheesh! I'm not a mathematician over here! #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

If you workout with a friend, are you supposed to dress alike? Two bros in black stringers and black pants. Two other bros in black t-shirts and black shorts. #gymprobs #monochrome

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Club Fitness is apparently a daycare tonight? There are at least 3 kids running around here under 10 yrs old. I don't mind the kids... but it's a bit past their bedtime, yeah? #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

I've been struggling with a nickname for Samba Guy at the gym (because he wears Sambas). But I noticed that whenever he sits at a machine/bench, he always spreads his legs wiiiide open. Ladies & gentlemen, meet Full Spready! #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

@BallySportsMW Your app is terrible. Why do I have to sign in EVERY SINGLE DAY?! Please sell your TV rights to a legitimate company.

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

@BallySportsMW Your app is garbage. Why do I have to sign back in EVERY SINGLE DAY?!

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"The Stroller" is at it again! Do one set... walk around for 5 minutes. Do another set... walk around again. #gymprobs

[Douchebag @DbagDiary69]

New year, same dummy. This dude picks a machine, does a set, then walks awkwardly large circles around for a few minutes. Then repeats. It's distracting and annoying, bud. Quit being weird. #gymprobs