The_Poet_DD

No

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

Her body tea. I want to spread it like it's gossip.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

Teacher (A woman): Are you not ashamed a woman is topping your class.
Me: Actually, I like it when a woman tops me.

[YOM🗣️ @ThaBoyYom]

Then Women are the real misogynist

I’ve heard’em say

“You no dey shame, you dey argue with Woman”

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

Heroin good. Vaccines bad

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

"I became a Trump supporter because I couldn't buy access to the democrats" is definitely something I would expect someone to think in their head rather than say out loud.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

"No man is loved unconditionally." MF, I don't even love myself unconditionally.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

TinuBU, BUhari, both oloriBUrukus.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

When I pray, I call God the n-word.
Me kneeling in prayer: Nigga gimme a hand here. My opps are kicking my ass.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

This you?

[Retired Polysaccharide Patriarch @bigbrutha_]

Una no even dey give grace to raw thoughts and processes

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

@ulxma You have the height of a warrior, the beauty of Aphrodite, and the wisdom of Athena. Who else am I going to follow if not you?

[Mayowa @Mayoveli]

President is a Narco, Vice President is linked to a terror group, potential Senate President is an ex-convict who was jailed right here in Nigeria.

The leadership structure is about to look like a gangster record label from the 90s.

Death row records Nigeria.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

I raise you

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would have one for every moment of every day of my life. My every waking thought is you. And even in slumber with eyes wide shut, you're the only one I see.

[kakarot @_senitowobola_]

I raise you

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I would have only one, for you never left my mind and that is the flower that I will give to you

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

@ulxma No way Young Jonn was telling the truth about standing on his ten toes because no man can stare at your beauty without going weak in the knees.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

@ruffydfire Roses are red
Violets are blue
If corruption had a name
It would be Tinubu

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If corruption had a name
It would be Tinubu

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

If corruption had a human name what will it be

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

Jolene should have been the one begging Dolly not to steal her man.

[Sam Altman @sama]

im personally getting way too much credit for openai. for a company like ours, the researchers and engineers that create the tech have far more impact than the ceo.

if you want to congratulate someone, pick them! hard to overstate the collective talents of that group...

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

Rihanna wey everybody dey crush on, e reach Asap Rocky turn e give am belle.

[The_Poet_DD @dd_poet]

I think the worst part of failure is the acute loneliness of it. The pain, the hurt, the disappointment, no one else can feel it for you.