Numbuh 5

you better get cool with me now, before I get famous—tweets narrated by Pluto

[Numbuh 5 @DeMarcose]

Finally finished with it.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Crazy how this wasn’t a law already

[ً @prinkasusa]

1. Husband = retired cop, accused after multiple kids and parents came forward
2. Husband reportedly confessed to her; she called the cops to report it, but nothing was done
3. She shot him in the leg & he is still alive
4. She is in jail, he is not
5. Reason: “Public Safety”

[Praise @tufpraise]

Just imagine how dark and satanic those files must be that they had to start an actual war just to distract people to bury them.

[nyara @nyaraVT]

> started a war for Israel
> pretended it was because of nukes
> lost the war
> pays $300 billion to Iran
> Iran now has ballistic missiles
> oil prices are higher
> world economy destabilised
> embarrassed the US
> pretends it’s a win

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It turns out America is indeed run by a billionaire death cult.

Maybe the conspiracy theorists got this one right.

[nylaWHO @nylawho1]

These are the words of a man who is about to drop a nuke. Or release blackmail.

Just look at how ugly and genocidal he looks.

[x @elroy__preston]

His television shows are basically Tyler Perry for street niggas

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

This might actually be a bigger disaster for the United States than Vietnam.

[Praise @tufpraise]

I'm sorry who the fuck voted 'no'????????

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

How fucking racist do you have to be

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

Yall wouldn’t have had to if yall bitch asses wouldn’t have ENSLAVED PPL IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!

[iza @izamamaa]

This is another reminder of why we need photojournalists

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

An administration against windmills because the president says they kill birds is pouring hydrogen peroxide into a home for ducks and geese.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

No money to feed hungry kids—and yet, Trump can somehow find the money for a UFC Arena, a $600 million ballroom, and a $50 billion war in Iran.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[Iran Force @IranArmystan_]

They spent $75 billion fighting Iran, then another $300 billion rebuilding Iran, just to reopen the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the war started.

USA the superpower 🤡🤡😂😂

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

You mean to tell me, some of y’all really believe the same government officials with known ties to Jeffrey Epstein type activities, are creating laws for social media to protect children? You really believe that?

[k @ysljennii]

I don’t like the slander this movie got. This was a dope ass black cowboy movie

[Andres 🧢 @AndyX27_]

TÚ padre nunca haría eso, se específica

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.