Dom Henry

he/him. reply guy. Was the Devil's advocate till I got fired for trying to unionize the paralegals.

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@ARe13998068 @prageru "It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" - some communist probably

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@elonmusk this is beyond parody at this point

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@elonmusk basically, you're tired of the joke going over your head

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@michaelmalice My bad

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@sh_akers @ScottAdamsSays Sorry, as an alpha male I sometimes forget how scary the concept of sex is to you people

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@KJS_KJS_KJS @moveuprealtor @ScottAdamsSays With jokes like this it’s no wonder you think Elon is funny

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@moveuprealtor @ScottAdamsSays Congrats. Your family has given up on you.

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@T33K3SS3LCH3N @Popehat Those technicalities are called the bill of rights

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@feraljokes Yeah I need a dang quest log even when I look up guides online I’m like “did I do that already”

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

“And mr Proust didn’t you live in a suburb of Paris when you were six”
“I don’t remember”
“Would the scent of a madeleine with tea refresh your recollection?”

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@jzux I’m sick of peoples dogs. Especially when they’re the excuse for behavior like leaving the ac on all day and needing to drive everywhere

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@prageru Now we just need to get the liberals on board

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@marissaautry Actually I find the whole damn question offensive

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@AITA_online Okay now tell us what the issue was with dahlia and your mom

[🦋🌸Gimme the Lute🌸🦋 סלע @moontwerk]

just overheard someone on the train ask another passenger where they got their elf ears because they the perfect “sort of weirdly shaped but weirdly realistic pair” and folks, they were not elf ears

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@marissaautry We already talked about this

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

Nature preserves be like “these fragile oases create a gentle refuge for animals to come fuck each other and other animals to come eat them and the babies”

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@deadatsin_e @rentalksren It’s vinegar. Not rancid

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

liz truss presiding over the deaths of the queen, the pound and the conservative party.... the sort of record thousands of would-be revolutionaries spent their entire lives hoping to achieve and got nowhere near, and she pulled it off in a mere 6 weeks. unsurpassable legacy

[Dom Henry @DeThomasBacon]

@HTTP_Lovecraft Goose