Cehost Tubeseated

Slavery is white history, surviving slavery is black history.

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Speaker Johnson says Trump’s “I love the inflation" comments were taken out of context.

Asked him if that’s what voters want to hear right now. “The president is laser focused on the domestic economic situation.”

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: Every working and retired American should be entitled to healthcare

Republican congressman: We can't afford that

*crowd boos*

[Willie Ross Jr. Knee Deep @RossKneeDeep]

But, the Democrats didn't want to appear to be like the Republicans by questioning the results and here we are today.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Absolutely no independent data supports 100 million barrels or 200 ships are moving freely. The strait is NOT opened and is NOT under US control.

This is only occurring in Trump’s cognitively impaired brain.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A lone GOP member of Congress is finally asking, “Am I crazy, or are Jared and Ivanka literally bragging publicly about how they're creating a new and improved Epstein island by stealing protected Albanian land with pre-installed underground tunnels to hide the kids?"

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump: He goes crazy over Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. This guy. Why are they talking about Epstein?

[ᴛʀᴀᴄᴇʀ @DeFiTracer]

🚨 BREAKING:

PETER SCHIFF SAID LIVE ON FOX NEWS:

"WE ARE HEADED FOR ECONOMIC CRISIS THAT WILL MAKE THE 2008 LOOK LIKE A SUNDAY SCHOOL PICNIC."

THIS GUY PREDICTED THE 2008 CRASH AND CONTROLS $2.18 BILLION IN ASSETS

HE DEFINITELY KNOWS SOMETHING...

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨BREAKING: Allegedly, when informed of how many New Yorkers would be displaced & inconvenienced with Trump planning to attend NBA Finals Game 3 at MSG, Trump responded “I don’t care, I don’t need their vote any more. I don’t care if they miss the game completely.”

[Covie @covie_93]

In the past 8 hours trump has:
-Praised Allah
-Says he loves inflation
-Claims the US is secretly stealing Iranian oil
-Compared himself to MLK Jr.

The media just shrug and move on.

[Acyn @Acyn]

MacFarlane: What do you think your constituents think about this slush fund?

McGovern: They think Trump is a corrupt son of a bitch who doesn’t give a shit about them.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: They rigged the election. It’s been proven. We have things that you won't believe. When we release the full files, you're not going to believe how crooked election was.

[Sara Abrams @SaraAbrams1990]

Adriana Camberos stole millions in TWO frauds: fake energy drinks + $58M food import scam. She owed victims $49M.

Trump pardoned her—TWICE. Why? Her brother gave him $50K.

That’s corruption, not justice. #SportsWashing2026

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: Trump just announced that we have been secretly stealing “millions of barrels of oil” from Iran at night. And that Iran just found out.

wtf?!?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: Are you concerned about the inflation number that came out this morning?

Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Stephen A Smith: This man comes along and you got to have security details, shops got to be closed, watch parties got to be canceled. All of this stuff that was going on just because Trump wanted to be selfish and show up and disrupt their mojo.

[Mark 🍁 @Markfry809]

The dumbfucks who voted for Donald Trump owe humanity a world of apologies.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Mike Johnson, you little weasel.

You come for our social security, ALL of America is coming for you.

That is OUR money.
That is OUR future.
That is OUR safety net.
Don't you fucking touch it.

- Gen X