Arse

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Don't be mad at me for not wanting to pay your student loans.

You don't want to pay them either.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Name a capital city which starts with a Q, has a Q in the middle and ends with a Q?

London for the next 4 days.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Turning down a free beer because it's not your brand…

Is like turning down a blowjob because she has bad breath.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

What’s the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

Fruits are able to leave the hospital.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Me: I've been exploring my sexuality a lot lately

Therapist: for the last time, it's not a threesome if you use both hands to masturbate

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

The IQ levels in the rest of Britain are said to rise today as all the dense ones go and stare at a wooden box

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You can’t control others’ behavior, but you can control how hard you smack them.

[Arse @DeadGodWalking]

I have not watched a single piece of news about the Queen.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It's not too late to do something about climate change.

You won’t, though.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

#Halloween is coming

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philosophy degree

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🫢

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fellas, remember...

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science v religion

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yup

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first date

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#TopTip

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scenic

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