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Human being mostly. Not super clever or amusing. I whine a lot in this space. I used to be fun I swear. 💙

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In case y’all aren’t sure where I stand on the subject.....
Do not send me your fucking dick pics.
I don’t want those nasty, sad, crusty shits.
I will block your ass HELLA fast.

K, thanks, bye.

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Yo. Look what I got today. I love her.

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Tomorrow I get to have a super fun diagnostic mammogram and ultrasound. Think good thoughts because I am shitting my pants. I’m fucking sick of this body I swear.

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This is girlhood. Bachelorette party shenanigans with my favorites.

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It happened. It was beautiful and we cried a ton. Congratulations to my wonderful, nerdy friends. There was so much geek involved. It was amazing.

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The bridal party 🥰 our lovely bride in the middle.

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I’m in a wedding today and it’s going to be a hell of a long day….fuck you body for not letting me sleep. Also the joke is I’m just under 5’ tall and the groomsman I was paired with is 6’7. When I get the pics, I’ll share 🤣

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Forgive me watching Oz in the background but I’ve had this boy for 3 years, he literally suckles my skin at bedtime 🤣 he’s the clingiest cat I’ve ever had. He also purrs more than any cat I’ve ever known. I wouldn’t trade him for the world even with all the cat hickeys.

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Getting to be a part of someone’s special day is my favorite part of my job. This sweet baby just had her senior prom and we worked together to give her the nails of her dreams.

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Im also so proud of my little brother for being so supportive when he and I weren’t raised to be even a little tolerant, we both made it out. What an amazing night. Happy birthday Smol Bean Auntie Mom loves you to the end of the universe.

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Today is my nephews 17th birthday. We had family dinner at an amazing hibachi place. Tonight I saw my nephew wore a binder for his first time and I have never seen him so happy. I could literally burst. I’m so happy he’s getting more comfortable in his skin.

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Our beautiful bride (left) and the bridesmaids. We did our dress try on tonight. The bridesmaids is thrilled 🥰 I love my friends yall 🥰

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@hornycanadians3 I’m getting there, thank you. How are you?

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Oh, you know a normal karaoke night 🥰🥰

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@kid0krew Yessir!

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I made these. I am proud.

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A great new year with a few of my favorites. 🥰

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@kid0krew I have faith in me.

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Yall, full confession I have been getting carried away with the booze. It’s been a rough year and I e decided to do dry January to kind of reset. Wish me luck.

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Im blaming Chris for me not being able to sleep tonight. So there’s another reason to be mad at him.

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Also Chris, I am so still fucking mad at you. I miss you so much.