Sweetly Terrifying

Fighting an eternal struggle between humanism and homicide'em
Creator of Gingers Counter of Felons

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When your friends really understand you...

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@gari_frias @SoftLifeMade

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@SoftLifeMade I was kind of hoping it was going to be a brick

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@WorkElizab EASY you don't, youmind your f-ing business

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@Kristinartz Yes

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Nothing like putting a suit up team together for a cell entry an hour before shift change 😂🤣

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The jokes really write themselves

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

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@R_J_Shaw @pretty_sarlin This was what I was looking for

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This will never not be funny

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@GamewithDave Velocity

[niya @niyaslookbook]

People who ask “why didn’t you fight back?” need to watch this once a day.

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats.

And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

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Backhanded compliments continue to be my favorite

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@wine_018 Sounds like a him problem

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@tntux I'm always a message away, old friend

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have removed the urinal dividers so customers of all colors can pee side by side, hand in hand (if you'd like) in harmony just as Dr. King probably wanted.

Celina 52 is fully committed to doing what's right as long as it's convenient and requires minimal effort.

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5 days in a hospital. Oh and also the healthcare system is super fucked so hopefully he gets some assistance on that.

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Thursday morning, my ex (who still lives with me) went into urgent care. He was immediately transferred to the ER. After some labs and imaging he was transported via ambulance to the ICU in a bigger hospital. Within an hour of being admitted to the ICU he was in surgery to remove

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I'll update when the bills start rolling in.
There's also a picture of the clots on a diagram of roughly where they were yoinked from if you're weird like me and wanna see.

This is really just to say I'm at work now and pretty tired from spending the better part of the last