Saltzman.

Undead enhanced vampire hunter Original, once a simple History teacher with alcohol issues • Father figure to many, Daddy to none (TVD/RP/Parody)

[Saltzman. @DeadHunterPhD]

Dear followers and visitors of this Twitter page,

No, I am not Matthew Davis. I wish. It would be awesome. But I'm not him, and I'm not affiliated with The CW, the actors, creators or writers of The Vampire Diaries or The Originals.

This is a fan account for roleplaying.

[Saltzman. @DeadHunterPhD]

I should start handing out two copies of the exact same test. One copy for serious answers only, one copy for creative answers only. Each creative answer earns a credit and at the end of the semester they'll turn into an A+

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@LegacyInBloom

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I'm not offended.

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@LegacyInBloom Sounds just as good.

[Saltzman. @DeadHunterPhD]

@LegacyInBloom Next time, then.

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@LegacyInBloom Looking annoyed with me there.

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@LegacyInBloom Even better.

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@LegacyInBloom Do tell.

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@LegacyInBloom I have options?

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@LegacyInBloom Well done, baby.

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@LegacyInBloom Looks like a fat albino seal in a green blanket but I love it.

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Fifty year anniversary in 2 years? We're officially old.

May the 4th be with you all.

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@LegacyInBloom Me neither.

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@LegacyInBloom It's a date.

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@LegacyInBloom Tomorrow? Dinner, wine, movie, cuddles?