Dead Peter Olney

Tweetin' from the grave. Official beat writer of the 2x champion @muscularbeavers

[Dead Peter Olney @DeadPeterOlney]

Hearing reports that @MuscularBeavers are launching an internal investigation to see if Championship winnings from 2017 were used to pay for Stonehenge Slammers season. Findings will be made public.

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I can confirm that this garage is owned by of a player of the @MuscularBeavers

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I had my parents over for brunch and now we’re drinking in my buddy’s garage. This is Chicago. I love it.

[Two Brothers Betting @Two_Bros_Bets]

WE WILL PICK TWO RANDOM PEOPLE WHO LIKE ANS RETWEET THE TWEET BELOW TO GIVE THE WHALE TO FOR FREE

[Dead Peter Olney @DeadPeterOlney]

I spy a @MuscularBeavers in the shot.

[Eric Swanson @Swansone12]

Absolute beauty by @barstoolcarl on #9 at Hawthorn Woods CC

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@MuscularBeavers @jschwades24 @provpirate @jaykep21 @BrandoBest24 @jvoss27 I remember @BeaverReport terrible reporting of this game.

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Is @jschwades24 the Jerry Krause of the Beavers? 🤔

[Muscular Beavers @MuscularBeavers]

We could have as well.

[Dead Peter Olney @DeadPeterOlney]

I can confirm @BrandoBest24 interest in signing with the Beavers this season.

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Sources tell me that a member of the @MuscularBeavers organIzation has been in the Caribbean for the past week on a scouting mission.

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I can confirm that the @MuscularBeavers organIzation is preparing to play the 2020 season. Only downfall from this is we might actually have to hear from @BeaverReport again.

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@BeaverReport @MuscularBeavers @jschwades24 @bschwades24 @GooseMcHenry Sources close to me tell me the money was spent on electronic buzzers for the players.

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Breaking news: Nikki B says he’s ‘All In’ for the Beavers team next year.

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@BeaverReport @MuscularBeavers Surprised you’re still alive

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My sources tell me that 6-4-3 will at a charity event today. Is the band getting back together for next season? #BeaverReunion

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Joey Batts refuses to wear a jersey that does not say Muscular Beavers on it.

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I’ve learned that @BrandoBest24 is so distraught that there is not a @MuscularBeavers season that he just walks around his house looking for his pitching mask and glove, but never seems to find it.

[Dead Peter Olney @DeadPeterOlney]

Remember me? I’m still on the beat and have a story dropping in 20 minutes.

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@BeaverReport @MuscularBeavers Saying that they are a broken franchise would imply that they are an actual franchise. I think that folded years ago.

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My sources tell me that if the Beavers actually find a league to play in that coach @jschwades24 might miss some time with a hamstring injury.

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Roster will be released Wednesday. Season opening press conference with GM/Coach @jschwades24 on Friday.

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BREAKING NEWS: @jschwades24 tweeted.