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[Audi USA @Audi]

Audi e-tron world premiere https://t.co/n6mO5DhF7R

[Roy E. Munson @BeaverReport]

Outfielder of the @MuscularBeavers Tom Slaters aka @provpirate WILL be in attendance

[Muscular Beavers @MuscularBeavers]

Straight through double header tomorrow starting at 7:30. That's 7:30 and not 7:45

[TomS @provpirate]

@DeadPeterOlney @MuscularBeavers, @provpirate to pay his fine for being late. Full case of expired chips #comeandgetem #sorryforsucking

[TomS @provpirate]

#FedExCup #gift @BMWchamps catch him! @JordanSpieth

[TomS @provpirate]

@BeaversBeat @MuscularBeavers shout out to whoever left the frozen mike's in my freezer #allgood

[TomS @provpirate]

@MuscularBeavers I'll wear the jersey of @jschwades24 with pride! #muchslowerthanjake

[Forbes @Forbes]

Presidents CAN lower gasoline prices http://t.co/ma04AscE

[Not Bill Walton @NotBillWalton]

Wooden Quote of the Day: "Never make excuses. Your friends don’t need them and your foes won’t believe them."

[Paul Ziobro @pziobro]

Pepsi's Gatorade going back to the drawing board on its "Fit" line up due to poor sales. http://t.co/bSRTF7mo $PEP

[Dustin Johnson @DJohnsonPGA]

Don't know, don't care...if there's an American competing, I'm going crazy for 'em!!! RT "@Adzzzzzzzzzz whats your fav event to watch?"

[Beverage Industry @BeverageInd]

Get a sneak peak at new The Skinny Vine low-calorie wines launching this fall!

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

The internet's getting sucky. All these companies closing off other companies is a reverse of what made the internet cool the last few years

[Forbes @Forbes]

Usain Bolt, Tiger Woods, and the perils of being on top. http://t.co/Ov1H4h8W

[Stephen Gillett @stephengillett]

Oracle Shows What Happens When Sales Runs the Show http://t.co/pgSoExvY via @CIOonline

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

Tupperware lids are like snowflakes, no two are alike.

[CollegeHumor @CollegeHumor]

Only in New York...we hope: "Mayor of NYC Sucks at Wiener Jokes" - http://t.co/LquIFjsY

[jorge. ➰ @mynamesjorge]

This deserves endless retweets.