𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞

❝The man who perfected the bad idea.❞ ⛧ ❝I do stupid in spades.❞ — ｢RP +21 ✦ AU × MV ✦ ENG/ESP ◈ TW » MC + DT « ⁝ ISTP ⁝ #AMoS ›› #Hyde｣

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

❝I'm a nasty piece of work, chief. Ask anybody.❞

— Independent portrayal, loosely influenced by:
⛧ Constantine (Show + 2005 movie + City of Demons),
⛧ Hellblazer comics.
— Highly AU ⁝ IC ➝ Crack & Serious ⁝ Crossovers.
— Descriptive & detailed.
｢#Hyde｣

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Not in the bloody mood. You came to the wrong house, @notagoodguydoll.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Couldn't be worse than today...

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"Right. Lawyer, yeah?" Patting my pockets in search of a cigarette.

"Kidnapped?"

Clearly distracted by the lack of pack or lighter at hand.

"Person of interest for demons?"

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

"Comes with the job, mister." Matt's lips tilted slightly up, barely a full movement, "I wish it was my choice. Then I could be contented with knowing those were the consequences of my actions. No. I was kidnapped."

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"How formal." A dry laugh. "Could smell the hellfire on you a mile off, mate. Dabbled where you shouldn't once and it was enough?"

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

Mr. Constantine, I might not have your expertise, but I spent time in hell. I'm not touching this at all. Nope.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"No messing around with things you don't understand. It can get ugly real fast."

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

Kirsten did this one for me and it ended up being DEMON SUMMONING? I SURE HOPE IT ISN'T?

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"He even admitted out loud." Chortling and nudging @In_The_Twilight's side. "Save some for me. 𝘐𝘧 they're good."

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Staring. "Yeah. Those are tortured souls. Bloody hell."

[𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒. @ERRATICCOMRADE]

— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙚. 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙘𝙚.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⎡ —— ✪ ——⎦

—— Sergeant James Barnes
—— Reinstated by SHIELD
—— Post-Endgame || Canon Divergent

[𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐎𝐍. @_HARRINGT0N]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ That’s not a
⠀ 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖, man.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ That’s a
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ stranger things.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ canon & au.

[𝐌𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍. @EIGHTYSlXBABY]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ There will be 𝙣𝙤 more
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ from
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐄 the 𝕭𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖊𝖉.

⠀ ⠀ �� ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𓌹*♰*𓌺

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ stranger things.
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ canon & au.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"Demons, aliens, interdimensional beings, angels, gods… pick your poison."

I shrugged. Any of these was just another day's work.

"Easy, mate." Hands up. "No need to twist your knickers. Touched a nerve, did I?"

A laugh.

"Your girl and I are pretty good friends, alright?"

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

"Hardly... You deal with demons, then?" Matt asked, and until now he was mostly neutral, speaking in a low tone. The way he spoke of Harley, however, made the humor slid off his face.

"Excuse me? Her name is Harleen and I'm her boyfriend. She's not an object and I'd appreciate-

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

I snorted at his reaction.

"Getting shy now, yeah?"

I simply couldn't help myself. It was too funny.

"Aren't you the lawyer shagging Fairy Floss?"

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

A minute raise of his brow, "you want me interested in you, pal?" Matt shook his head, adjusted his tie on his neck, "a hell- you know what, nevermind, allow me to remain ignorant... What do you mean /the/ Matt?"

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

"So you're not interested in me? Ouch."

Smirking.

"Met her through Mr. Snuggles."

A chuckle slipped out.

"A hellhound pup."

I nodded his way, then tilted my head, taking in the outfit.

"Name's Constantine. John Constantine."

A small pause.

"Wait. Are you 𝘵𝘩𝘦 Matt?”

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

To be honest, I'm only interested in how you met her... I'm Matt, by the way.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Not ( literally ).

Though she can be a bit of a she-devil, that one.

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

🧍🏻. . . 🧑🏻‍🦯‍➡️

[˙ . ꒷ 𝘕꩜𝘛 ◟‌♱◞‌ 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 ๋ ࣭ ꒷꒦ @kitchenslawyer]

ᅟ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＩ＇Ｍ　ＡＳＫＩＮＧ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ𝖋Ｏ̲Ｒ̲Ｇ̲Ｉ̲Ｖ̲Ｅ̲Ｎ̲Ｅ̲Ｓ̲Ｓ̲．．．
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＦＯＲ　𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛　Ｉ＇Ｍ
ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟＡＢＯＵＴ　ＴＯ　𝘿𝙊.
ᅟ

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Sipping from my glass of whiskey, not even bothering to hide my smirk behind it.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Definitely did not hear that from here.

Definitely not currently gloating.

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

Not from what I've heard.

(Chuckling.)

[𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞 @DealingInOccult]

I warned him, how is that a threat?