Dean Heeran

Writing 𝑂𝑙𝑑 𝑆𝑡𝑜𝑛𝑒, a novel about Norse-Gaels a thousand years from now. Bioinformatician at a children's hospital.

[hil @plume__]

0-100+ is such a weird age. you have to live somewhat separate from your divine creator in the world of illusions

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

Imagining this plaque dedicated to people who said "C" in answer to "What's a pirate's favourite letter?" only to be hit with "Aho! You'd think it was the C but it's actually Arrrr!"

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

Things my beloved leaves me to find when I get home from work:

1. A love poem about missing me during the rainy weather

2. Rock-hard desiccated rice, abandoned in the microwave

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@fabiooreilly I agree. For interested Android users, Kiwi is a great open-source Chromium-based browser, and it is pretty easy to install a Youtube background player extension on it.

Been listening to Youtube with my phone screen off for years. Never seen an ad in years either. All for free.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@ManusCeles This ... has legs. I interpret the Godskin apostles as being born of the Great Serpent a long time ago (the nobles have serpent tails, one is guarding the serpent's amnion, Raya looks suspiciously like an apostle). This helps connect Messmer's base serpent to the Great Serpent.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@AlexMurphyPTBO @HowSenChong He said it's the most *noise* disruptive event, and if you accept that loud noise in itself can be disruptive that seems like a sound indictment. You're the one who needs basic reading comprehension.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@AlexMurphyPTBO @HowSenChong Ahahhaha that's an even worse take

If someone is screaming nonsensically at loud volumes next to you I guess they are not being disruptive because they are solely making loud noise?

Sorry, this conversation may be trivial but what you're saying is pretty funny

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

E*** **sk made this place so irredeemable that I left for a year. Nice to see that much has returned to normal. I am experiencing just the right amount of mental damage again.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@AlexMurphyPTBO @HowSenChong Why use .... noise? As a metric for public disruption? Are you fucking serious ahahhahaha

[Jim Gray (The former Chief) @JimGraytweetz]

I was fortunate enough to get a private screening of the film, Killers of the Flower Moon earlier this month. Having been marginally released from my NDA with the premiere of the film today at Cannes, I have a few thoughts.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@TTChelps @SabrinaMaddeaux For catching the 501B bus eastbound, TTC staff directed me to a stop at Church & Queen East that receives no 501 service.

Trip planner map directed me to a stop near Church and Lombard that has no sign visible to me; I'm pretty sure it doesn't exist. Bus blew past.

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@TTChelps @SabrinaMaddeaux No one is asking for a number to call. We're asking for signage, properly marked stops, and a map that accurately indicates where those stops are. None of that was in place when I took the route last week.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a medieval viking era ring inscribed with the words ‘for allah’, found in a 1200 year old grave in sweden. the ring is part of a small body of evidence of direct contact between the vikings and the abbasid caliphate!

[davilorium @davilorium]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ #tarot

[Dean Heeran @DeanHeeran]

@gundwyn Finland's doctoral swords should be more than ceremonial

[SAJAN @planetsmudge]

treated myself to a few minutes of personal work, and this is how I squandered it

[PressProgress @pressprogress]

Carleton University is paying undercover private investigators to conduct covert surveillance on students and instructors on picket lines.

Contract instructors and TAs are on strike against “exploitative” wages at @Carleton_U.

https://t.co/13a9WUL24q #ottnews #canlab

[competentposter @CompetentPoster]

(My buddy, knapping an arrowhead)

(Me, slapping a big ball of clay)

(My buddy) those things hold stuff?

(Looking at my clay pots) yep, you can put things in them. You can put like, dirt or rocks. Like smallish rocks.

(My buddy) probably leaves..

(Me) yep, you could do leaves