Dean King

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@uLUFC There’s no “kind of player” similar to Delap or Ferguson that are only €15m what world are you living in 🤣🤣

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@rioferdy5 @ManUtd What a cheating vermin

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@AndyRobsonTips It’s not fitness you need to worry about, he’s a raging alcoholic🤣 I’ll give you 500/1 minimum bet €100

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@OziomaUnited @FabrizioRomano Good man Ozioma you go back washing elephants there and don’t be worrying

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

Hahaha he can’t really get anymore accurate than that to be fair 👏👏👏 what a shithole of a country we live in

[MichaeloKeeffe @Mick_O_Keeffe]

Welcome to Ireland....

- Your taxi driver from the airport is Nigerian man.

- When you arrive at the hotel, you are checked in by a Ukrainian woman.

- After settling in you take a walk to Arnotts, but there are 40 people from the Congo outside doing a voodoo ritual because one of their people died while shoplifting.

- Later, on the way to an Irish pub, you pass the mosque, the vape shops, the kebab shops and oh so many Turkish barbers.

- When you arrive, you are served a terrible pint of Guinness by a middle-aged Brazilian woman.

- Afterwards, you want some fish and chips, but the chip shop is owned by a group of men from Afghanistan so you return to the hotel and go to sleep.

- The next day you visit the Phoenix Park, but you leave immediately after you are approached by what looks like a gang of Somali pirates.

- So you head to the historic GPO, the base of the Irish rebellion, to take some pictures you will cherish forever. Unfortunately it's dole day, so 200 Africans are queueing up outside for their free money.

- For your second night you travel to rural Ireland, where you are due to meet Paddy, your Airbnb owner. But it turns out Paddy is actually an Indian man and he owns 12 Airbnb's in this small Irish town.

- On day 3 you wake up and travel to the scenic Powerscourt Waterfall, but you are greeted by 500 Pakistanis who are cooking goats and blasting Islamic music.

- On the taxi trip back you are driven by a 73-year-old man from Bangladesh who arrived in Ireland 3 weeks ago. His cousin is the Mayor of a rural village in County Cork.

- Becoming frustrated with your "Irish trip" you decide to spend the night in, and luckily the Rose of Tralee is live on TV, but the Dublin Rose is a Somali Muslim.

- Day 4, you wake up and book a flight to Poland. You will never visit Ireland again.

[Gabhán @OffgridIreland]

Me when we've established an Irish Remigration policy my daughter's can walk the streets in safety, and our ethnic homeland is secured for another 1000 years.. 🇮🇪

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@tntsports Awful pity it didnt hit him right on the top of the skull, bellend

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@GolMania24 Arse like an empty pillow case

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

There’s no hiding the fact that Galway are the Spurs of the Gaa Football Championship and always will be #bottlejobs #GAA

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@PhilHay_ Scotland different level down compared to Morocco simple as that, handicap Scots thinking they are better🤣🤣😭😭

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@xander76929 @WorldPool @kevinblake2011 @JosephOBrien2 @EpsomRacecourse @ToteRacing @thetotecom @tabcomau @HRIRacing @RacingPost @SportingLife What are you talking about you fool they are keeping the horse racing industry going ffs

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@tomandmartys If you think for a second that any of your “next 4” are all going to be there ahead of Lowry you need to give the head a wobble

[Fran Mallon @FranMallon1]

Is Evan Comerford the best goalkeeper in Dublin??

Because I’ve never seen any evidence to support that view

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

What dreams are made of 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Newcastle 1-2 West Ham
Arsenal 2-0 Burnley
Chelsea 3-0 Spurs
Bournemouth 1-2 City
West Ham 3-1 Leeds
Spurs 0-0 Everton
City 3-0 Villa
Palace 0-0 Arsenal

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@colbisonlawlor @JohnDugganSport Exactly, shouldn’t be banned like you said, you big illiterate clown 🤡

[LeedsXtra @LeedsXtra_]

Why would he go to a Championship club?

#LUFC

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@mcgrathmike @Matt_Law_DT Darlow is a Premier league keeper not a championship one he’d have no interest 🤣

[Dean King @DeanKing14]

@irishsportsguru No one in Ireland has an interest in the Gaa anymore never mind Paddy Power🤣

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

I’ve just read Frank Lampard is on a 3-man short-list for the Bournemouth job. I’ve checked the date & it’s not April 1. So what could it be then? Seriously? I can’t stop laughing. 😂😂😂.

[Eddie Hobbs @RealEddieHobbs]

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Fuel Protest spokesman responds to over 300 Gardai taking O’Connell Street by force around 3 AM and shutting off all street access.