Dean Milnes

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Nigel Farage is in Blackpool today. And after a long night, so is this.

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

@ballroomgiant @SkyNews

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

Absolutely fantastic show from @adamrowecomedy in Newcastle tonight! Criminally underappreciated comedian!

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

@MaajidNawaz @elonmusk

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

@piersmorgan Shut up nonce

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

@MaajidNawaz Seriously man youve lost the plot

[Mr. Blobby @WorstBlobby]

YOU KNOW BLOBY IS THE TRUE BLOBY BY THE DREAD IN UR SPHINCTER NOT THE CHECK MARK ON THE DASH

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

People who publicly don’t like Bountys, are the same people who say summer is the best season and that bacon is the greatest food ever to exist. Sheeple.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Rishi Sunak is becoming Prime Minister. His family is loaded so caviar and lobster on the menu for me from tomorrow.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

In one month, Liz Truss has:
- tanked the economy
- sacked her best mate
- killed the queen
- annoyed the king
- destroyed the Tory Party

Drop her on Moscow, I say.
#Trussterfuck

[Jamie H @JamieHComedy]

Teenagers making themselves look older so Andrew doesn’t fuck them.

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

Finally got to see @DougStanhope! Absolutely fantastic show!

[Dean Milnes @DeanMilnes]

@FreddyQuinne @adamrowecomedy

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Let’s spare a thought for everyone who was just putting the finishing touches to a humorous documentary about the monarchy

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

We had to delete this week’s @haveawordpod episode and reupload it. We’ve lost 20k views. If you’re a fan of the pod please click this, thumbs up and leave a comment.

Like and RT this tweet and I’ll select one person who does for 2 free arena tickets.

https://t.co/GDR2lFeH0U

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I’ll be off to the framers in the morning