Dean Murphy

NSPC!

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

While West Mabou Provincial Park won’t get a golf course, we have our sights on greener pastures instead. Sable Island: where wild horses meet wild profits! #nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Special interests are always talking about turning back the clock on progress. I actually did it.

I don’t follow the clock. The clock follows me. That’s leadership.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

NovaMINE is LIVE!

We made mining digital: no paper trails, no messy footprints. Just one polished portal where accountability is hidden under the Environment tab (hint…there is no Environment tab). #nspoli

https://t.co/RqbBSE6ryQ

[Nova Scotia School Eyes @NSSchoolEyes]

Well, @lesliethomasjh you have some explaining to do.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We didn’t remove key sections of the transparency law. We just streamlined honesty.

https://t.co/7BKn3Gd3Cu #nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

If someone did this to me I’d outlaw papier-mâché faster than when I mandated schools sing daily anthems.

[Nova Scotia School Eyes @NSSchoolEyes]

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Great job Sackville High School! You hit all the @HRCE_NS and @nseducation talking points to convey zero info.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Godspeed Ken Dryden.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Any street in Halifax is allowed to be a bike lane if you have a licensed chariot. #nspoli

[Dean Murphy @DeanModified]

@nsgov Yeah. Shame. That helps.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We’re naming our brand new, second hand Nova Scotia Guard firefighting whirlybird. Any suggestions? Previous name was Fortunate Son.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

We’re pulling out all the stops! We all need to get on board and start praying to me for rain. Bring your ponchos and umbrellas because CLOUD ATTENDANCE is MANDATORY.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Tariffs are taxes paid by American importers, not foreign govts, meaning the money “flowing in” is actually coming from US businesses and consumers, not China, India or anyone else.

It’s like robbing your own citizens and calling it foreign income. For someone who claims to be a business genius, not understanding this basic economic principle either points to a dangerously low IQ or deliberate deception, and neither is reassuring.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Freedom convoy supporters think Tamara Lich is Canada’s Rosa Parks. Rosa wasn’t trying to storm Parliament in a semi with a vape pen for the right to cough on people at a Costco. -ND

[Halifax info and traffic releases @haligonia]

$150,000 reward now being offered for information on missing Sullivan kids case https://t.co/b5NqqmWL08

[Dean Murphy @DeanModified]

@DimHouston What caliber are those cannons? 😂

[Global Halifax @globalhalifax]

Hants County, N.S., residents rally to oppose uranium mining in the region
https://t.co/J079nFufer

[Dean Murphy @DeanModified]

Tell your MLA to repeal the Nova Scotia Power Privatization Act. It’s time they come back under public control.

#nspoli

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

Lots of people are saying my appearance on Sullivan’s Crossing is the best cameo since Matt Damon appeared in Eurotrip.

[Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia parody @DimHouston]

The tariffs are working. The newest Pope was made in America!