Dean Perry Thomas

I Was Actually Gonna Say It

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@finebaum I gotta have football. I can’t see a future without it. First time listener. YeeHaw

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@finebaum hey Paul it’s me I just got an inkling that Erin Andrews is a biddie and I want a piece of that.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@abc3340 @hmccown23 bro she’s moving outta bham. Your chances are getting slimmer.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

I might just fuck around and find a cure for the Coronavirus.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@coledramsey @spann I wonder what would’ve happened if you leaped off? I honestly don’t think @spann could predict that outcome.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@coledramsey He got what he deserves. That faggot can rot in suspension

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@Cardinals Rivers 1

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@AuburnTigers Baseball, rivers, 1

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@BhamBarons Rivers 1 pinstripe

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@BhamBarons Thomas 69 pinstripe

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

Woop Woop

[Mary O'Connell @MaryOConnellTV]

Troopers in Birmingham are reminding people to buckle up after fatal crashes recently where victims didn't wear seat belts. We'll show you the eye-opening numbers tonight at 6pm. @WVTM13

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod @cwhoosier this would be necessary once you turn 21

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@MegaTroopLover @cwhoosier it’s a real argument bro. KOBE all the way.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@coledramsey Active tweeter

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@JuliaRose_33 Hey

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

I WAS GONNA SAY, have you ever had AuBuRn UnIvErSiTy gumbo?

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@coledramsey @realDonaldTrump May I join in on the fun? My MAGA hat could make a special appearance! @realDonaldTrump

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@Ickyythiccy Ligma is a term used by young adolescents to implement a shitty joke...did you ask what is ligma? Ligma balls lol. See ligma is slang for lick my so ha I got you. Bet you are contemplating your existence right now, all I got to say is the best way to go is Haley hopping.

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

@Ickyythiccy Ya he caught a severe case of Ligma😔. Prayers out for him and his family. Peace out A-Town

[Dean Perry Thomas @DeanPerryThoma1]

I WAS GONNA SAY, my Kahoot skills are unmatchable compared to juvenile serpentine idiots. Gave my class the wing wang and won some swag in a bag.