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@MinhaAfridii Jump on my car and I swear you would get rammed that fucking hard that your parents would be down the morgue identifying your body

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Pissed off @SmythsToysUK
When you buy the little one a set of roller skates and go to wrap them up on Christmas eve and realise there both left feet and tied together as a pair! 🤬

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@Zack97589666 @TyMitchell90 He didn't tho did he 🤣🤣🤣

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Comes to something when you have been with EE for such a long time, you realise Ur paying over the odds for your broadband, so call up to get a better package and yet there still more expensive then a new customer! @ee £44.99 while @bt_uk is 35.99, cancelled it there and then!

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2.5 has now gone to 😩

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I don't believe it, my 1.5mm mip has snapped 😩, absolutely gutted! @MIPonline the precision is quality tho, never had a rounded hex while using mip

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First time in a long time any one in the country uses text messages 🤣🤣🤣

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@SkyNews Send them all home, or don't give them fuck all

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The moment you buy a 7 pack of penguins but you can only feel 6 in the packet 😳 @McVities I know times are tough but come on 😂

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@GBNEWS Who's prince Harry? Ohh I'm guessing you mean harry

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@RishiSunak Fair play your a cock. I work 12 hour days, pay £600 a month child care, pay mortgage, bills, car insurance etc and at the end of it I'm left with fuck all,but because I earn a certain amount you think all is good,

I wish I worked part time, I would be better off!

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@Hanson_UK have you been resurfacing on the a55?

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@Hanson_UK are you doing the surfacing on the a55?

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@BorisJohnson Just bomb the lot

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@IKEAUKSupport I had replied to the dm and still had no reply

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Train booked for bullring on Friday, set off Saturday morning for a day of shopping, only to find out #Santander won’t allow me to draw any money out! What a complete pisstake!

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@IKEAIESupport Been weeks now and still no reply to the dm

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@AnkerOfficial First phone: Ericsson ga628
Last phone : iPhone X
Best phone : htc
Worst phone: Samsung

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@MahyarTousi Is that your mum?