Simon Dean

Deputy editor of notorious scandal sheet.

[Simon Dean @Deanosunday]

@JamesCrisp6 I'm more an Asterix de Gaul man myself

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Go on @dailystar do a DICK'S OUT splash tomorrow!

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@JamesCrisp6 I think the last world leader who offered to send help to Britain was Idi Amin.

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@McMoop His books were very good but all evidence points to the man having been an utter cock.

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@scox705 @btbusinesscare Ongoing fault according to the Daily Express

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@scox705 @btbusinesscare Same here.

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@rachelspenceruk @DilynThe @Leocharleyandme Got a cat that pees on my rucksack

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@lewisgdean He didn't mention the pubs. The pubs in Durham are very good. Not at the moment, obvs.

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@bt_uk cannot get into my email. Will not let me log on from desktop or mobile device. Please advise.

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@osni_maps Ah yes. Got it. Many thanks for your help.

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@osni_maps Hi. Sorry if this is a daft question but what does pink shading on an osni map denote? Such as the land around Carnamore.

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@osni_maps It's a 1:25000 Causeway coast activity map

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@MarieAnnUK There might be a few Bosnians who might disagree with your analysis

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@Foxymickee @MMBaazz @ash_moralee @thesundaysport @DaftLimmy *you're

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@GranadaReports Not very close up, I'm afraid. Awful for those traders affected.

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@ClarkeMicah Happy Christmas - thank you for a year if being a fly in the modern world's ointment!

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@rachelspenceruk @JournalistJill That's a new one on me!

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@jubjubsun @thesundaysport Yes

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@lewisgdean Please pass on my best wishes!

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@BT - it's bad enough you've buggered about with the email screen for no good reason. But "gotten"? For the love of God!