Dear ______

Baristas. Customers. Same complaints.

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Barista: I'm sorry we ran out of cake pops
Customer: well I have 4 kids in the car
Barista: I'm sorry maybe wear a condom?

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Love when people just reach their hand out and don’t make eye contact #goodmorning #baristaproblems

[Hannah Mueller @Hmueller11]

Asked this kid on bumble for motivation while I walked to my car..did not disappoint

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

When your store runs out of Christmas espresso #ImgPlay

[Barista Problems @upsetbarista]

What #dearcustomer says: “this is damaged”
What DC means: “I can see a dry drip of paint inside a ceramic pumpkin and this is unacceptable.”

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

#dearbarista I see my drink on the counter so please end your conversation and make it
Kindly,
Customer

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

#dearprofessor don’t be a dick and lecture AFTER a test. No one is listening

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Openers don't day dot so closers throw it out and then the openers complain oh what a beautiful cycle #baristaproblems

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

"No yawning you work at a coffee shop"
Me:

[Barista Problems @upsetbarista]

#DearCustomer: I want a cappuccino but with more milk and hardly any foam.
Me: That's a latte.

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

If you honk in the drive thru you're getting decaf

[The Ranty Bastard @TheRantyBastard]

When the manager schedules 18 people with them, and leaves you with the worst 2 employees to close.
#retailproblems

[Dear Customer @SWilliamBrown33]

M:You have a chip card.
Swipes.
M:You can insert it.
Swipes.
M:Cuz you have the chip in your card.
Swipes.
Swipes.
Swipes.
#dearcustomer

[Eric Bailey @EricVBailey]

Then, coffee.

Then, coffee.

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Customer: do you have pumpkin spice
Barista: no 😏😏😏😏
C: welll I saw a snapchat and...
B: no.

[Barista Problems @upsetbarista]

I get so much pleasure from telling the basics that we don't have pumpkin yet. #ByeFelicia

[Barista Problems @upsetbarista]

Me: would you like whipped cream?
#DearCustomer shouts their name at me.
Me: ... is that a no?

[Barista Problems @upsetbarista]

#DearCustomer: sorry in advance- my drink is really complicated.
Me: oh boy.
DC only asks for extra pumps and soy milk.
Me: 🙏

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Thank you so much for this generous tip!

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Walking into work tomorrow after a weekend of regrets

[Dear ______ @DearBarista]

Customer: Hey so your toilet wouldn't stop running so I kicked it and now it's flooding your bathroom you may want to call a plumber
Me: