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@SportsGuyJeremy Even discounting the homer-ism, we have to rate as one of the best fan bases to play in front of. PP is frequently rated in great stadium discussions. Imagine how awful the FO has to be to players to have our stars keep walking out on us.

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@tombogert @GerGarciaGrova Merritt and Ned making a mockery of the U22. Sign, develop, and sell (checks notes✍️)... at a loss.

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@Adam_Susman Time to move on. We got Velde and it looks like we’re keeping Mora.

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@Adam_Susman Absolute bulldog. We gotta lock this kid up.

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@LordSananda_ @MLS 95 degrees. A lot of ppl were up in the concourses or searching for shade around stadium (and I think a decent amount just stayed home)

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@collinsanity @MLS @TimbersFC Just the 4:00 start. Normal 7:00 games all in shade. Absolutely roasted on sunny side today in 95 degrees 🥵

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@TimbersFC @MLS @MLSes GOTY

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@GavinNewsom @elonmusk Imagine whining that’s its DEI taking valuable focus off fighting fires while being a babysat civilian wasting a senior official’s time during an actual ongoing fire.

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@PintSizeCapo “Chrome” as a brand color is laughable

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@anylaurie16 @donlemon That dude is gonna spend all of Tuesday in front of his pantry door trying to decide between creme of mushroom or cream of chicken.

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@TheWapplehouse Frankly impressed how he managed three, maybe four handfuls of air before grabbing handle. Catlike reflexes.

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Kinda sad Capobianco wasn’t there to see the top of the 5th in person . #LADvsNYY

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Thought this take was a little strong but

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The worst fanbase in sports.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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@IanKarmel Whatta pull.

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@cuchulain9 @CrucibleOfThght @TheGoodLiars They guys themselves said it was from his Senate run. The tweet above does nothing to frame it that way though. (Apologies for a stupid Facebook reel) https://t.co/pfe32rBESB

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@MLS Above the Barca reject, that’s for sure.

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I wonder if that audit is about wrapped up?

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@_bengelo_ No idea how FC25 works, but that Zup rating is for sure a crime.

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@FrankLuntz Are there stereotypes about men screaming about pet eating, and how do the undecideds feel about that?

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@wkamaubell @JDVance I know the guy doesn’t need any more baseless rumors started about his proclivities, but he seems REALLY nervous around doughnuts.