Darth Vader

Being a Sith Lord's great, but benefits & $...not so much. So, I took a 2nd job as advice columnist. Send your questions, I'll answer back.

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes you end up face down in lava with 3/4 of your limbs cut off…OK, maybe that last 1's just me

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

If you're happy & you know it, clap your hands...c'mon, Luke, join in. Oh, wait...

[CombatRadio @combatradio]

I'm not sure where YOU will be Oct 21st/22nd but we'll be broadcasting L-I-V-E from The #Highlander Convention in #LosAngeles with this guy!

[General Zod @Zod_Is_Supreme]

#FACT If you were to remove all the organs from a human body & weigh them on a scale, that human would die. #TheMoreYouKnow #KneelBeforeZod

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Let's get one thing straight, I am the main focus of the #EmpireStrikesBack documentary. Luke was only there to give me a hand!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Challenge accepted! https://t.co/lMmq5bM3Xg

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

I would like to formally apologize for having to reaccommodate Alderaan.
#unitedAIRLINES

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

No, Luke, that is NOT a great way to celebrate #NationalSiblingsDay! JEEZ!

[Palpatine StarWars Page @DarthSidious33]

What Is The Best #StarWars #soundtrack

Vote & Retweet!
#MTFBWY

#JohnWilliams

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

#HappyValentinesDay everyone, from the Dark Side! Celebrate responsibly, make sure your special someone is NOT your sibling!
#MTFBWY

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Burn me once, shame on you…throw me face down in burning of lava after cutting off my limbs, REALLY SHAME ON YOU, SO NOT COOL!
#LifeLessons

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

If history has taught us nothing else it's taught us if Washington & Lincoln were here today they'd follow @HalfOnionInABag!
#HistoricalFact

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

DeVos as Secretary of Education is a smart play for Trump. Dictator 101: easiest way to seize sustainable power, keep the masses UNeducated

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

Public Service Announcement courtesy of our friends at @Imperial_Timez
#SupportTheTroopers

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

All news is FAKE NEWS except for @Imperial_Timez. Everyone should be reading @Imperial_Timez. So good... & MANDATORY!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Any negative polls are FAKE NEWS. Sorry, ppl want galactic security & EXTREME VETTING... Alderaan did not pass extreme vetting process! Bad!

[CombatRadio @combatradio]

Follow @Dear_Darth --He's my 'write-in' candidate in the upcoming #Senate election!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Not #Sith, we have standards...they may be low, but we do have standards. Him, well he's just a #Liar. https://t.co/5HYILOWd8E

[CombatRadio @combatradio]

#Sith sighting confirmed! ⚡️ “Trump says he 'gets along' with Obama in Bill O'Reilly interview”

https://t.co/8YraXRmhmZ

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Yes, I second this! If you don't do it for yourself, do it for your Empire! I approve this message! https://t.co/K4DjPjYw9W

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

If you're not following & listening to @combatradio then do it! They will do to you what the Death Star did to Alderaan...blow you away!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Interesting, Trump's list of 78 "under-reported" terrorist attacks did NOT include Death Star I or II!
#NeverForget #TheyTotallyForgot

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

I totally have a #CaseOfTheMondays today!