TK1313

We are the PR team responsible for keeping the Imperial Stormtroopers image looking good... we may be the hardest working PR team in the galaxy!

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

Gary, why aren't you at your post?!

[General Zod @Zod_Is_Supreme]

#FACT If you were to remove all the organs from a human body & weigh them on a scale, that human would die. #TheMoreYouKnow #KneelBeforeZod

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

#TellASadStoryInThreeWords
Open exhaust port...

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

#HappyValentinesDay everyone, from the Dark Side! Celebrate responsibly, make sure your special someone is NOT your sibling!
#MTFBWY

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Burn me once, shame on you…throw me face down in burning of lava after cutting off my limbs, REALLY SHAME ON YOU, SO NOT COOL!
#LifeLessons

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

If history has taught us nothing else it's taught us if Washington & Lincoln were here today they'd follow @HalfOnionInABag!
#HistoricalFact

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

DeVos as Secretary of Education is a smart play for Trump. Dictator 101: easiest way to seize sustainable power, keep the masses UNeducated

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

Public Service Announcement courtesy of our friends at @Imperial_Timez
#SupportTheTroopers

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

All news is FAKE NEWS except for @Imperial_Timez. Everyone should be reading @Imperial_Timez. So good... & MANDATORY!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Any negative polls are FAKE NEWS. Sorry, ppl want galactic security & EXTREME VETTING... Alderaan did not pass extreme vetting process! Bad!

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Interesting, Trump's list of 78 "under-reported" terrorist attacks did NOT include Death Star I or II!
#NeverForget #TheyTotallyForgot

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

#TitleOfMySelfHelpBook

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

I totally have a #CaseOfTheMondays today!

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

Snoke revealed!
#SteveBannon #Snoke #StarWars

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

BREAKING: Palpatine, "If I knew watching a place self destruct was so much fun I'd have simply gotten @realDonaldTrump elected on Alderaan!"

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

#DidYouKnow: Lord Vader once aspired to be an NFL player...until an unfortunate misunderstanding during a hand-off play
#SuperBowl #StarWars

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

Will, he should stop giving everyone so many easy opportunities!
#PoorPOTUS https://t.co/YxmybQAcbn

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@KellyannePolls: "Any chance people get to try to demean or diminish this president, they take it." @MediaBuzzFNC

[TK1313 @Stormtrooper_PR]

#DressLikeAWoman
Only on Saturday nights, thank you very much!

[Imperial Times @Imperial_Timez]

#FF @Dear_Darth @Stormtrooper_PR & @DeathStarPR for some dark humor!

[Emperor Trumpatine @RealTrumpatine]

Han Solo is only considered a "hero" because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured, okay?

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

Grant me serenity
to accept things I can't change;
courage to change things I can;
& funds to build a Death Star & bypass those other steps.