saved lol

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Idk how she stomachs that smell. That lady literally smells like death. She had our front desk staff fanning themselves trying not to faint.

[ISHKA 🎒 @zvonko2026]

Les troupes américaines quittent l'Irak après 23 ans.

Et pas une seule arme de destruction massive trouvée

1,3 million d’irakiens morts

[🇲🇽 fernet enjoyer 🇵🇸 @drinkchartreuse]

Met a guy at a bar and he was telling us how he’s from Kazakhstan. He told us he spoke Hebrew and I asked “how do you know Hebrew that’s not a common language there right?” He said he lived in israel for a bit so I asked him if he was in the idf and he said “it’s complicated”

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

you simply cannot be australian talking about american tourists being loud…i’m sorry but you CANT

[Chris Meagher @chrismeagher]

Is it war? Or is it the Secretary running around the Pentagon parking lot?

[VirgoSoPolitical @VirgoSoPolitcal]

Zohran Mamdani supporters when you mention anything he does that's not funny tiktoks and fixing potholes

[Roy Camilles MD @RoyCamilles]

Don’t do Kratom. Medical advice

[ْ @ChessUser_]

la théorie comme quoi les suiveurs de influenceurs sont extrêmement débile et limité intellectuellement est tellement réel

[san @aashiyanamiizu]

"that got bro pussy wet" has to be one of the top 10 sentences ever 😭

[Kennedi Sr. @boujiekenn]

then yall dead serious

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

He deadass hit the speed try not to laugh emote

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Wow awesome game from Caitlin Clark last night

Let’s head over to WNBA Twitter where they’re surely talking basketball after a great playoff game

[Taro Wheel @TaroWheel]

Mamdani gives the Palestinians a tree, while the Jews get $26 million dollars cash.

[Brian J. Karem @BrianKarem]

58 Dead. 58.

[cal @JorCal_]

this is just absurd lmaooooo

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

Gonna lie in my review and say Digger was 5/5 just so Warner Bros invite me for Dune Part 3

[Zac Harmon 🌈 @Zprtr1]

Guys, I really think I may leave my choice for CA Governor blank this cycle

It is difficult for me to give my vote to a candidate who stands for —nothing—

[NFL Chaos @NFLChaos]

“How do you plan on getting the Patriots back on track?”

Vrabel:

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Totally the right move.

You don't put the Tempurpedic in the guest bedroom.