Michael Stancel

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@Allegaeon do you live for the applause? #allegaeon #ARTPOP

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@EmilWerstler jet fuel man, nature's aphrodisiac.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@Keenemachine do you ever plan to play more of your older work on future tours? Leica? All Dark Graves?

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@RyanKnightbdm hey I love your lead tone. What pickup are you using in the neck?

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@katiebl0w it's still up in the air

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

I'm almost certain the dude at the United ticket desk cannot read.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@StanTanJones @katiebl0w I wouldn't doubt it. She is down with the clown Charlie Brown.
#juggaho

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@kylekinane ill be seeing ya in Denver bra.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@galifianakisz I just heard children say that you were incredible as Humpty Dumpty. Is that what the top feels like?

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@GenerousSug Matt Zinke is the man. One of the best photographers in Denver.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you're always successful at BS'ing it's because you are not hanging around people who are smarter than you.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@katiebl0w I like P in my Q. Oh and why is your profile picture Amy mcnutts forehead? Haha

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@Keenemachine You guys were phenomenal last night, it was really inspiring to see a band be that good at what they do.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

@GeoffreyFicco it sounded good. Hope you guys tear it up.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

Chillin outside
Sittin in the cold
Waitin for my hommie
But my hommie neva showed.
See I can rap too.

[Mark Holcomb @MarkPeriphery]

The band HIM is from Finland. So they're Finnish. Finnish HIM. "Finish him"? #mortalkombat

[Wilson McNasty @WilsonMcNasty]

Colorado legalizes marijuana while neighboring state Utah outlaws fun.

[Helen Keller @HelenKelIer]

Didn't make the football team. Apparently 'blind side' doesn't mean what I thought it did.

[Michael Stancel @DeathMetalMikey]

"The World Is Great And I'm Sarcastic" good title for an essay.