Tanner Jones

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@JMA7770 @grok @TheRealThelmaJ1 My absolute favorite type of tweet. Conservative tries to act like the expert on some topic, grok blows it up in their face, and they respond with something along the lines of “well this is uncharted territory, none of us can really know so I’m not actually wrong”. Keep it up 👍

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@suxsixsj @yooadog @kirawontmiss Who said anything about monkeys?

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@10earthquakes @suxsixsj @yooadog @kirawontmiss Oh definitely. Pug social hierarchies are famously studied. That’s why Alpha Pug is such a common term. Throw a wolf, a pug and a border collie into a few intelligence tests you’d get the exact same results from all 3. They’re all dogs so obviously there’s no difference!

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@ErroneousMonkey @BeLiKeDime @BizzyBones11 https://t.co/iiuWz5b9KH
“But my guy’s team won more games with more help”

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

Making America great again by dismantling everything Teddy Roosevelt (Republican btw) did to make it great in the first place 👍

[George @BehizyTweets]

JUST IN: President Trump says he is signing an emergency order to "free up forests" for more lumber production in the United States.

An influx of new, cheap lumber will drastically reduce the cost of new housing construction. LET'S GO!

"We're freeing up our forests. We're going to be able to take down trees right now. We're so restricted environmentally... We have more forests than almost anybody. We don't need anybody's trees. We don't need trees from Canada or anybody else."

This is how we'll actually solve the housing affordability crisis, NOT by sending government subsidies to anyone.

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@catturd2 You backed over your own dog

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@elonmusk So sick Elon 😎😎😎 just like your kid. Nothing more badass than to ignore/shadow ban your ex’s pleas to address your child’s urgent medical condition so you can live the meme!!

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@Ja_Rallen @esjesjesj Does it usually take 12 kids for “good parents” to finally get it right?

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@talkng_tomyself @Legatron19 @lilmodelooooooo There wouldn’t be anybody there to hit Mahomes if it weren’t for your boy. I’m a Broncos fan so I could watch Mahomes get hit all day long. Nothing makes me happier than watching the so-called 🐐 TE play selfish and give up a hit to his franchise QB. Crazy you agree with me tho

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@jburske @Legatron19 He stands there and lets his QB take a big hit instead of blocking and letting his QB slide untouched. How are you defending this???

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@Legatron19 As a Broncos fan I absolutely love the lack of effort and him letting his QB take a big hit. But seriously, it’s insane that your own fanbase is fighting you on this take, you’re 100% in the right. Love the argument that Kelce was more crucial to the 5 SB runs than Mahomes lol.

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@talkng_tomyself @Legatron19 @lilmodelooooooo So you’d rather your 80 year old TE doesn’t get winded over your franchise QB taking an injury? He gave up on the play and let his guy hit your QB pretty good regardless of whatever happened after the whistle was blown. Hate them both but this is a bonehead take

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@jackmac Another banger from the Barstool CFB guy 🔥 while every other sports page in the country is releasing “way-too-early” predictions for CFB in 2025 after the Natty, he’s focused on giving us the real CFB news. Can’t wait to see the celeb scandals on signing day in a few weeks 🙏🙏

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@libsoftiktok Totally normal to aggressively slap your chest, bite your lip and Sig Heil to express that very common sentiment. But when I search that on his own app’s search engine I just gifs of people calmly clutching their chest and offering their heart underhanded 🧐Deep state at it again

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@TexanNightmare @TheRealGAPeach3 @jackunheard Yeah they don’t care about appearance at all

[Tanner Jones @StanTanJones]

@BengalsCaptain @Kev__Gotti @SerhanOnX @BartBordelon @_MLFootball @bengaljims_BTR @thebengalorian @BengalsMVP @DrewGarrison @gameonjmoney @TonyDaTiger96 Ok