Skylar Finch

She/Her. 🌠🔭

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

Pence: We’re going to have millions of tests very soon.

America: Where are the tests?

Pence: *sips coffee* ah delicious

America: I literally cannot see my grandmother again until there are tests. WhErE ArE tHe TeStS?

Pence: Welp. Time to pack it in. Another job well done.

[Dubula @killerguerilla]

Headlines will say "Jack Dorsey donates $1 billion" and I want everyone to know that's not what he's doing. He's putting $1 billion into a company that's gonna be a part of the privatization of services the government should provide. It's gonna be like the Gates foundation.

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

the news is indistinguishable from shitposts. joe exotic has coronavirus? okay. in one day i take in more information than my ancestors did in a lifetime and none of it improves me

[robert jon anderson @R_JonAnderson]

It took Obama 8 years to fix 8 years of Bush but it took Trump only 3 years to undo 244 years of the USA.

[FENCING STUDIO @shopfencing]

im bisexual but men are on thin ice

[Shubbabang | ONLY ON BLUSKY NOW | @Shubbabang]

Now all of Publix knows you're here

[Ananya Sen @AnanyaS1190]

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

[City @CalebCity]

Anyone:
*Clears their throat a little too hard*

Me:

[Jessica Michel @micheljessica_]

Wasn’t even scared until all the grocery stores started clearing out. I’m not afraid of COVID19 but what is scary, is the lack of common sense people have. I’m scared for people who actually need to go to the store & feed their fams but Susan and Karen stocked up for 30 years.

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

That 3% are elderly folks, sick and disabled people, and poor people who can’t afford healthcare. This take sucks.

[Tristan Johnson @TristanPEJ]

I repeat:

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

what if i don’t have depression and i’m just reacting very normally to everything sucking ass?

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

Italy has banned weddings and funerals for 16 million people. Japan has closed schools for a month. France and Iraq have banned public gatherings. The U.N. has canceled all physical meetings to address climate change. Americans are uncertain what to do about Coachella.

[johnny, INFINITE FUN ENTHUSIAST @generativist]

A lot of people on here have great nature tattoos but I’m not sure this one is beatable

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Tough to decide what the worst part of Trumps CDC visit was

- Saying he wanted to keep sick people on a ship to fudge the numbers
- lashing out at the gov of the worst hit state
- being preoccupied w/ the ratings he got on Fox
- or saying anyone can get tested when they can't