Death Star IT

We are 5 guys who fix all the tech problems on the Death Star for 32,000,000 idiotic users. Parody Account.

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

I've just applied to work in Lucasfilm's IT Dept.

I hear their boss is even worse than Palpatine

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

The boss is actually pretty cool when he lightens up https://t.co/RdDFX8nPXt

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I hope the Empire dont plan to use #DarkTroopers to replace the loyal, customer-focused and hard working staff in the IT dept
#Mandalorian

[Star Wars @starwars]

Hayden Christensen returns as Darth Vader, joining Ewan McGregor in OBI-WAN KENOBI. The Original Series begins 10 years after the dramatic events of Revenge of the Sith, and is coming to #DisneyPlus.

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Fingers crossed Disney announce a Death Star IT Helpdesk movie

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Oh no, but they said it was #dressdownFriday

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Jean Guy has been spotted in #TheMandalorian Chapter 12 👖

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

When you do a short transfer to a cloning facility in the middle of nowhere, and then a #Mandalorian turns up and trashes the place.

Hopely the scum didnt find out what research we were doing

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@MasterJediMara Tron: Legacy

Clu was a great boss. Much better than Palpatine and Trump

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

The one downside to Trump losing the election is there is 1 less evil emperor to work for.
Sad.
Still, there's always Disney
#CareerAspirations
#USElectionResults2020
#ImperialProblems

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Will someone make an action figure of me?

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@DeathStarPR He's a terrorist who radicalises innocent farm boys

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@monkey_cube As scary as those things are, they take ages to get anywhere

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@ConservBlue2020 No, but only to kill off some idiots

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

The Emperor isnt happy about his recent rally in #Tulsa. Only 8000 fans turned after KPop fans and TikTokkers reserved a million tickets.
🤣

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

Fabulous work by all involved

[Death Star PR @DeathStarPR]

Extremely pleased to announce that we have completely eradicated Covid-19 on Alderaan.

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

So, anyone know how to get to Exegol?

I hear they need tens of thousands of IT staff to work in a top-secret project

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@markmccurley Great. I'll carry on a normal

[Death Star IT @DeathStarHelpDk]

Sorry, been offline for a while.

What did I miss?

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Err,
a movie set in the Death Star IT Helpdesk,

then in the Rebel Base IT Helpdesk

then in a Star Destroyer IT Helpdesk

then in Cloud City's IT Helpdesk

and then Return to the Death Star IT Helpdesk

A trilogy in 5 parts 🤣

#StarWars #StarWarsSpinoff
#MicDrop