a skeleton head

hail pizza/satan/pizza satan

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Spider Exam: Question 7 of 9

To scare humans out of their minds what do you do?

⚪ Breathe fire

⚪ Gnash teeth

🔘 Sit still on the ceiling

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

@GinAndJif @FKACornshucks @bornmiserable @Tups13 @bklynmike3 @ThePocketJustin @BoothysTweets @Spaziotwat Cheers Cam, much appreciated!

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

@BatmanOffDuty The additional calcium absorption can only be a good thing tbh

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Switched souls with a box of cornflakes and spent the day trying to resist the temptation to submerge myself in milk and sprinkle sugar on my head.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Who knows, but the green slime decanted into jars makes excellent last minute gifts.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Forgot if green slime oozing out of your eye sockets is good luck or bad luck.

[Hat on bluesky @HatTheButcher]

what I summon in the privacy of my own room is my business, but it's loose now and its become all of our problem

[Cam @GinAndJif]

[ riding into battle ]

YOU GUYS BETTER NOT HURT MY HORSEY

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Fun fact, every human skeleton is made up of 6 million tiny skeletons.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Skeletons glowing red in the morning, shepherds warning.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Life is like a box of chocolates, or rocks, or lots of small terrible bugs.

[Johnny Normality (Even More Still Spooky Mode) @Probgoblin]

The doctor mutters something about the "gargoyle index" before adding something to my IV line.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Always allow at least 30 minutes after eating before swimming, running or using the ancient texts to summon a demonic entity.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

DJ: "party people, put your crystal orb in the air, and levitate it like you just don't care. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE YOUR ORB PLEASE REPORT TO ZONE 11B IMMEDIATELY"

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

"Did u drink from the magic goblet?"

ME: [laying on the ceiling glowing purple and green] no I did not.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

@suntzufuntzu Thanks buddy, just waiting to be reapproved for the orb levitation codes and then I'll be back properly.

[rachelle mandik 🕳 @rachelle_mandik]

"apples have skin, just like us," my almost-3-year-old says to me, staring into my face like maybe she wants to peel it off.

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Somewhat unnerving when you get an email from your skeleton, headed "internal organisational changes"

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

@TheSadnesses Hey thanks, you to🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️!

[a skeleton head @Death_Buddy]

Frustra🕷️ing when you've been trying to send a tweet for two years, an🕷️ every time y🕷️u try to post it your phone turns half t🕷️e text into spi🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️