Billy Anderson

Comedian?
I'm not drunk, I'm Scottish. #DEATHSQUAD4LYF

[mark normand @marknorm]

Aren’t all bikes, exercise bikes?

[mark normand @marknorm]

- Why don’t you post more about your partner??

- Because we actually like each other

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@edgarwright Ever seen this shirt before? (cheeky shaun merch in the background for extra points)

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

Why didn't they just cancel Hitler?

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

Tommy Wiseau looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Danzig

[mark normand @marknorm]

The whitest and the blackest men ever have died today

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@redban Nature usual provides a solution (been binge watching @reallesstroud)

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@Dazzshallperish I'm ashamed as to how happy this news made me

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@MissyXMartinez Metal

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

Oooh that one might leave a dent...

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

I hope the magicians that do tricks for zoo monkeys know that the monkeys usually go insane and have to be euthanized.

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@luisjgomez Nope, none here either...

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@luccabanana Right!? I mean it's great if you want to listen to 2 people talk about how bad LA is now. Real mood lifting stuff.

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Fuck him. He’s a rapist. He doesn’t represent Ireland.

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

In lockdown. Its snowing. Just saw a guy walk past with a snowboard. Nice to see shredding sweet gnar gnar has been deemed essential.

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

@DandyYoYo It always starts fine for me but quickly descends into murderous rage. It's a blur of tape and tears.

[Billy Anderson @DeathsquadAlba]

Do you want to know the definition of insanity?
Watch me wrap presents

[The semi retired/sober farmer @realdrunkfarmer]

This what happens when you force Ellen to be nice to her interns. You get shittier jokes from them. Throw them back in the dungeon and they start writing better ones. Pressure makes diamonds.