Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD

Biostatistics and epidemiology, cancer genomics. Tweets are my own. (she/her)

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@ADAlthousePhD I dunno, my moms friends sister said she likes to host nuclear war sleepovers and it’s always turned out fine…

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

Ok, my prediction for #Traylor: they’re gonna get hitched, she’ll become invested in Travis' health and pour millions into TBI research after discovering the risks. Swifties unite and advocate, TBI progress made, and a new era for the NFL. 🏈����

Sigh. A girl can dream.

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@MaartenvSmeden I’m going to start sneaking spoilers for movies into my manuscripts… “surprise!!”

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@Naveena10 Thank you!! 💕

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

The best way you can help a family with a baby is to not slow them down. Figure out their routine, and then don’t get in the way or make them wait for you. With gratitude, a tired mom who is hosting guests.

(May this also serve as an overdue announcement of our fav Little Dude)

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@robertwplatt This thread prompted me to pull up this paper by Debbie Lawlor et al., getting at this idea

https://t.co/ctyoaXW2yl

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@statsepi I have been largely quiet on here but I spend a lot of time absorbing content. So much appreciation for those who are willing to share their expertise on here. But also F this place.

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@camjpatrick I hope your situation is better than mine was! But I think it’s normal and OK to burn out occasionally. Remind yourself that it’s a marathon and find your pace. Consistency pays off more than anything.

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

Fun fact: I quit the first PhD program I enrolled in. It wasn’t the right fit, and I wasn’t ready for it. Ten years later, with so much more experience under my belt, I graduated with what I would consider a relatively fun doctorate (because I was ready and it was a good fit!)

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@StatGirlLAM @drexelpubhealth Stealing all of the chairs from the SPH (I mean, sitting is the new smoking, right!?)

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@DrCatherineB So disturbing. And too many people taking these statements at face value.

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@DrCatherineB It sure is something. 😬

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

Watching the Republican presidential debate. Why do the questions feel like what would be asked at a beauty pageant?

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@KellyOSheaMPH Next time I’m in Chicago we’re toasting with *real champagne* to #PhDone

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@KellyOSheaMPH Congratulations!!! 🥂

[Kelly O'Shea, PhD MPH @KellyOSheaMPH]

They're just letting everyone have a PhD now.

(Me, I have one)

(Pending final documents)

(Me)

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@KellyOSheaMPH I waited until I deposited my final document

[Debbie M Jakubowski, PhD @DebJakubowski]

@PWGTennant "Private parts"? Am I meant to take this seriously? 😂