D_Wasserman_Schultz

Congress Lady
Democratic National Committee

[D_Wasserman_Schultz @DebWSTweets]

frying up some melon and eggs with a few splashes of pepsi for the family :) #sundaymorning

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I fry up some eggs and put them on my eyes when i go to sleep, breakfast is right there in the morning!! #marthastewartmom

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Capitalism is kind of like a river of chocolate with children playing in it naked

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So i realized that birth control is very good for the digestive track after big meals, I give one to my son after dinner, no tummy aches!

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oh shoot :) I left all the pizza underneath my car when I was heating it up with my exhaust pipe. Hope the kids like their pizza smokey:)

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Well, it looks like I'm boiling some bagels for the kids tonight for dinner

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I'm writing a list of fun new ways of exiting your home :)

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Be careful how much sugar you eat, my dog just got butt cancer

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reading about a love story between a horse and a women with a diaper fetish, it's so tragic and sad!

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Ha! I just read a whole book!! I'm such a nerd

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In the godfather part 8, all of the dons power will be from a light bulb factory..but he will get tragically killed in a saxophone accident

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I had a dream desk lamps were like snakes and coiled around my throat strangling me

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@OfficialFoxNews you prob will lol

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so I usually wash my hands after my finger wanders up my nose but I just realized how lazy how I am :P

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@BishopBoiJakes haha :)

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what if there was a slide that took your across china and then back into bed

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mmmmm carrots :)

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the democratic party is like carrot garden, now I'm hungry for a salad

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there should be a holiday for lamps, they light our paths and are so awesome

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What kind of lamp takes a 999900000 volt light bulb. That'd be freaken crazy haha