ceo of 90’s mcdonald’s: we need like 15 mascots for some reason
marketing guy: ok. like what?
ceo: clown
marketing guy: don’t kids hate clowns
ceo: another guy steals from our store
marketing guy: why would we-
ceo: a purple abomination. just fucking disgusting, this guy
Just told my 10 year old about the Queen. She had tears in her eyes, then did the Wakanda pose and said "Ruthkanda forever" so i said "No, that is the wrong person you dumb fuck" and made her sleep outside
avoiding covid for two years has given me more of a god complex than I could have ever imagined, I know my time is coming but It’s at the stage where I genuinely think I’m built different