tori amos maybe?

really good hair

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

@WelpBot @Doof_MD you’re right, it’s time to get her on a plate

[Jewish Voice for Peace @jvplive]

All Eyes on Rafah.

Israeli tanks are opening fire on Palestinian in Rafah, and the Israeli military has sealed off all crossings into Gaza. Palestinians are completely cut off from aid or fuel. Over 600,000 children in Rafah are at risk of starvation. Drinking water could run out in Rafah in days. 🧵

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

My wise simple wicked ingrate son who does not know enough to ask 😡

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

@Doof_MD You did this one last year!! Booooo!!!

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

Gold covered foie gras and caviar treats for very wealthy cats

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

I still feel this

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

I can’t wait for @Drake to get old

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

@mgzxr omgggggg

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

The American Electorate

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

you have to stop Irish baby, your swag too faire, your drink too stout, your bitch too buxom, they'll kill you Irish baby

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

Hello my name is Carrion Durwood and I’m a country music star!

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

Garfield who loves sex: I hate mondays… but mmm i love lasagna. and pussy

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

I sent an email to my boss at a place I’ve worked for a month asking for 6 weeks leave of absence with the subject line “Our of town”

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

You just know she has a crazy crock pot recipe

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

@Doof_MD love u babe

[dave @WelpBot]

If you are in the Sacramento area and see a man named “Rat Franklin”, do not trust him

[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

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[tori amos maybe? @DebaserZ]

weeping at john cryer’s stunning performance in “two men and a little men”

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

The dog powered butter churn is more revolutionary of a technology than the AI chat bot

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s the rare Money Marge! Retweet for good fortune