dave

[dave @WelpBot]

dumbass got sent to the comfy zone

[dave @WelpBot]

life would be a lot easier if i was a short angry frenchman

[dave @WelpBot]

I’m a single issue voter, the only issue I care about is my tummy not hurting

[dave @WelpBot]

@Doof_MD Get yourself some Johnny Baseball teeth

[dave @WelpBot]

Anyways the thermal fuse in my dryer blew so imma try and replace it

[dave @WelpBot]

If you ever see me trying to replace the thermal fuse of a dryer then put me down like a dog

[dave @WelpBot]

Born too early to explore the stars, born too late to be prescribed Valium

[dave @WelpBot]

Adam Ant if you can hear me, save us

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

aaron boone intentionally walked betts to load the bases for freddie freeman.

and here are his stats w/ the bases loaded vs. lefty pitchers the last 2 years

[Sam Arico @sammy_salami69]

This is what you dream of as a kid…bottom nine, down, 2 outs…against the Yankees 💙🤍

[dave @WelpBot]

@Doof_MD Great analysis Mr. Frunky

[dave @WelpBot]

Don’t forgot your tummy time today

[dave @WelpBot]

Love ordering my girly drink at Starbucks pretending I’m just a lost boyfriend who is trying to do something nice

[frunky ˗ˏˋ 𓅰 ˎˊ˗ @Doof_MD]

Fempire state of mind

[dave @WelpBot]

I am deeply ashamed for this millennial ass tweet, I will be nailed to the cross for this transgression and denied the pearly gates

[dave @WelpBot]

The paper referenced is not about identifying people who are experts on committing misinformation, just the leanings of people who were surveyed. The paper is about asking people if they think misinformation is harmful 😆

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

“Whatever the Party holds to be the truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Party.”

— O'Brien (1984 by George Orwell)

Misinformation experts largely lean in a single direction politically. This skew can, will, and does impact which information is deemed legitimate or not.

[dave @WelpBot]

AHH IVE STARTED TO ENGAGE IN POLITICAL DISCOURSE ON MAIN HELP ME HELP ME I AM MY PARENTS OH GOD I AM A MONSTER BEYOND RECOGNITION PLEASE I DONT WANT TO BE BORING I DONT WANT TO BE BORING

[dave @WelpBot]

@DebaserZ @Doof_MD He deserves a little orange, as a treat

[dave @WelpBot]

NVM THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING SICK

[dave @WelpBot]

“The Proposal” made me feel like this