🏆🏆🏆Debbie Boatfield🏆🏆🏆

love football and follows Liverpool FC. I am a Pesco- Vegetarian and feel better because of it. Labour supporter - Tories out

[Meredith🩵 @_ghostrabbit]

Some screenshots of an old instructional video featuring Anthony Head were going around today, here’s a clip from the original video.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy to confirm:

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Thanks for everything Sam x

[BBC Breakfast @BBCBreakfast]

Actor Sam Neill, who starred in Jurassic Park, The Piano and Peaky Blinders has died - he was 78.

https://t.co/WmvAqN5oQb

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Sometimes I wonder what I've done with my life... and then I remember that i'm followed by the Fonz.
@hwinkler4real

[FeelGoodThoughts @feelgoodtale]

I back to work today; I forgot my pass, so I locked my bike outside Cannon Street station. Left work at 6pm to find just the cut lock and no bike, resigned to never seeing my trusty stead again asked the station if they have cameras.

A guy appeared, waving at me, asked me to put the code into my cut lock. He replied, 'I have your bike' with a smile I will never forget!! His name is Abdul Muneeb, and he works for South Eastern Railways; he was on a break and saw a guy bolt cut the lock and challenged him to give it back; he then took it inside and waited 4 hours after his shift finished to personally make sure I got my bike back. The world needs more Abdul's; he is a man's legend and a credit to his employer.

Credit: Steve Farmer

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

You will get much more stable ownership here, Larry, and we can offer you a mentoring role related to our men's national cricket team. And fresher fish.

[ColinMorgan4ever @CMagnumfan]

Love this! Posted on Instagram by grandee.comics

[🏆🏆🏆Debbie Boatfield🏆🏆🏆 @DebbieDonut08]

@Jay82_LFC

[🏆🏆🏆Debbie Boatfield🏆🏆🏆 @DebbieDonut08]

@BigRedSulk @Jay82_LFC

[John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews]

Not sure he gets the accent quite right, but he’s doing wonders for Japan’s image in the UK. I’ve watched loads of ambassadors over the years, many of them (though fortunately not all) bores or time-servers. Hiroshi Suzuki is the complete opposite — a real star!

[Anfield Edition | æ @AnfieldEdition]

Sorry, Slot needs to go. Keeping him is absolutely the wrong choice and we will regret it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"You boy - are the media still pretending it's OK that someone who wants to be Prime Minister covered up a £5 million gift?"

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

"Whether Starmer stays or goes we can all agree that me being fed is the most important thing"

[🏆🏆🏆Debbie Boatfield🏆🏆🏆 @DebbieDonut08]

@AnfieldEdition @RestIsFootball Please get rid of slot. His killing my club 😢

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The game's afoot: follow your spirit, and upon this charge, cry ‘God for Harry, England, and Saint George!’”
Wishing all my followers a very happy St George’s Day x

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Can we get this story about Farage and his dodgy tax Retweeted 10,000 times?

#NoTaxNigel #FarageOut
#FarageTheFraud

https://t.co/2bwATYQRPS

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm just relieved nobody is talking about how I said I bought a house in Clacton, then admitted it was in the name of my girlfriend, Laure Ferrari, even though she couldn't afford £885,000, which conveniently meant I avoided £44,000 in tax.
Please don't share.

[🏆🏆🏆Debbie Boatfield🏆🏆🏆 @DebbieDonut08]

@krassenstein I pray yes

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here I am explaining that I walked out of Parliament because I'm a thin skinned feagile snowflake who can't tolerate not getting his own way or being the centre of attention.