Debbie Zuccon

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

“Dancing With Myself” ft. @theroots, @BillyIdol, and you at home!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

[Debbie Zuccon @DebbieZuccon]

@Tostitos why oh why would you do away with the multigrain scoops !!!! The regular kind are flavorless ! #cantfindthemanywhere #sosad #bringitback!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Three conspiracy theorists walk in to a bar...

You can’t tell me that’s just a coincidence.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Mötley Crüe @MotleyCrue]

MÖTLEY CRÜE IS BACK!!!
Read the official statement here - https://t.co/bvBDlVHHVB

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: No, the cars are much faster.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

[Debbie Zuccon @DebbieZuccon]

@Dadsaysjokes @BCApiaries @StephanieDAndre

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump...

But that’s comparing apples to oranges.

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Boy: *Kissing girl on couch* You wanna take this upstairs?

Girl: Sure baby.

Boy: Then grab the end. I can’t carry it by myself.

[Terms of Gemini @GeminiTerms]

Sometimes, when a #Gemini acts like they’re not interested in you, it might be that they’re testing you to see how bad you really want them

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

No idea, they just ransomware.

[Debbie Zuccon @DebbieZuccon]

Happy birthday to my everything @StephanieDAndre

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

No sun.

[Debbie Zuccon @DebbieZuccon]

@nursekelsey @Chewy If only there were more companies like chewy that understand the art of customer service !!

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

Being gay in June is exhausting

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France.

The place was giving me the crepes.

[Hemp Untapped @HempUntapped]

Remember health is wealth 💰

#cannabis #hemp #cannabiscommunity #cbd

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

“Welcome back everybody” is apparently not a good way to start a speech...

...if you’re the best man at your mate’s second wedding.