BREAKING: Americans are now going to grocery stores and putting “Trump did that” stickers on the shelves. Trump has skyrocketed grocery prices all across the country.
Project 2025 and its evil architects envision an America where women will be monitored, prosecuted, and jailed for exercising their own bodily autonomy. We are not going back!
BREAKING: The villages in Florida, typically dominated by MAGA extremists, have been completely taken over by Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign. This is a remarkable turnaround. Retweet so all Americans see this campaign’s energy and enthusiasm.
HR: You’re doing a great job. Exceeding expectations, to be honest.
Joe: Thank you!
HR: Unfortunately, we might have to let you go.
Joe: What? Why?
HR: You’re getting kinda old…and the guy who used to have your job wants it back.
Joe: You just said I was doing a great job! Besides, didn’t you fire the last guy?
HR: Yes, we had to fire him. He was terrible. He rarely worked, stole stuff and also tried to burn the place down after we let him go.
Joe: Why would you ever want him back?
HR: Coz we’re fucking crazy.
Jack Valinski is passing out the @HLGBTQCaucus endorsement card today. He’s staying well-hydrated so he just simply doesn’t pass out. The Caucus has endorsed @MelissaNoriega & @Pelumi4tx. Voting is until 7. Tell someone you know!
Hundreds of Jewish students at @Columbia just published one of the most incredible student letters I have ever read.
It's not only magnificently written, but it also clearly articulates their experiences on campus for the past six months.
Their letter tells the story of what's it like being a Jewish student right now better than any professor like myself could ever do.
Please take 4-5 minutes to read their letter.
Give Jewish students a voice.
https://t.co/nsWNScaoZS
🚨BREAKING: The fundraising event in New York for President Biden, being attended by former Presidents Obama and Clinton, has ALREADY raised an eye-popping $25 million.
That's more than Trump raised in the month of February!
Stephen Colbert will be moderating an "armchair conversation" with the three Presidents, and Queen Latifah and Lizzo are expected to perform.
I'm not LGBTQ, but I would be honored to be counted as one of #TheGayOnes.
DEMOCRATS have spent so much time and effort building our coalition.
It's absolutely shameful and disgusting for an elected Democrat to then go and marginalize our own ALLIES.
.@ADL has uncovered hideous antisemitism & praise for terror organizations like Hamas & Hezbollah in the social media history of the @lakewoodchurch shooter. It's yet another reminder that antisemitism is a lethal virus that harms not just Jewish people, but all people in its wake.
We have learned the @lakewoodchurch shooter had an extensive history of antisemitic social media posts, including expressing desires to harm the Jewish community & support for anti-Israel & Islamist extremist groups. More from our Center on Extremism: https://t.co/DUBSH55KU0