Jess Philips is a committed and caring minister, and you, sir, are a toxic gonad. The UK is not your plaything, wealth doesn’t exempt you from international law, and owning X doesn’t give you license to poison the discourse of any country whose government you disagree with.
@danny_robins Thank you for keeping us enthralled, scared, discussing and entertained!! Thank you too to the lovely Uncanny Community who have grown along with your journey. Happy New Year all 👻 🤔 🛸 👽 👹
Tesco, good, occasionally busy later. Sainsbury’s, moderate to good, rough in toilet roll aisle.
Asda, light to moderate, heavy crowds by evening.
M&S and Co-Op, fair.
Waitrose, fair to moderate.
Lidl, rough at first, easing later.
And that’s the end of the Shopping Forecast.
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🚨 NEWS 🚨
At last the cat is out of the bag!
I’m so excited to tell you that the very special Christmas guest on next Monday’s (23/12) episode of Weird in the Wade is …
@danny_robins
We chat about haunted theatres and cinemas, and doppelgängers!
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‼️😱👻SPECIAL PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT 👻😱‼️
Tomorrow, for Friday the 13th, I have a spooky Christmas treat for you…a BRAND NEW episode of Uncanny, where I’ll be taking Phil from our classic case ‘Don’t Sleep In This House’ back to where it all happened…LUIBEILT😱😱😱
‘Don’t Sleep In This House’ was voted one of the favourite episodes by over 2000 #Uncanny fans at UncannyCon…who’s excited? 😱👻
Time spent locating items in supermarket:
5 minutes
Time spent pretending to look at things you don't need while someone gets out of the way:
57 minutes
With BBC One unveiling their Christmas ident, I thought I'd upload my short montage of every BBC One Christmas ident since 1974.
Enjoy 50 years worth of idents, and memories!🎄🎅☃️