A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My goodness,” says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
@GeorgiaLogCabin@davidfolkenflik@uberliner Haven't listened to them for years, far to left leaning. I don't believe our tax dollars should be used to prop up any business. If enough people are interested, donations and volunteers will keep it afloat.
"He was just riding around in his car… and they k*lled him!" - Mother of Dexter Reed
False. Dexter was pulled over for a traffic stop and responded by sh00ting at the police.
They want another George Floyd movement and are looking for a martyr. The media is also coaxing it along by lying about the story.
BREAKING: Male who identifies as female ARRESTED after stripping N*KED in a Planet Fitness women’s locker room.
“It’s a man but he says he identifies as a woman, and he won’t leave the restroom. But he is just walking around showing us his --- and he won’t leave” a caller told 911 dispatch.
PLANET FITNESS ISN’T SAFE FOR WOMEN!!
BREAKING: Horrific footage shows a student at Greenwich High School, CT being brutally beaten by a mob of teens while others stand around watching and cheering.
The victim is left lying motionless on the ground.
You won't see this story on the MSM.