Detmer Oliver

Can’t Go Broke Making a Profit 💰Go Blue 〽️ By Way of the 303

[Detmer Oliver @DebtOliver_]

BANG

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Emergency Press Conference: Michigan gets its face kicked in.

[Detmer Oliver @DebtOliver_]

Imagine taking UC San Diego 😂😂

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Sweet 16 here we come!!!! This team is en fuego!!!! #GoBlue

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Look at what it means to these guys 😤

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

WOWWWWW HUGE B1G WIN FOR MICHIGAN

[John Ewing @johnewing]

.@UMichFootball +600 to upsets Alabama. 🤑

Only 11% of money was on Michigan to win at @BetMGM

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I don’t care if Michigan wins or loses the whatever Bowl they are in. At Michigan only 3 things matter

1. Beat Ohio
2. win Big 10
3. Win Natty

If you don’t accomplish goal #1 the season is a disappointment no matter what else you do. If you accomplish goal #1 the season is a success and the rest is gravy. But you can’t be successful without accomplishing Goal #1

[Detmer Oliver @DebtOliver_]

@kbbollers @SportsCenter @CUBuffsFootball Penthouse to Outhouse

[Detmer Oliver @DebtOliver_]

@kbbollers @SportsCenter @CUBuffsFootball Right, because the BIG12 is known for their defense

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I fully endorse President Trump and hope for his rapid recovery

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Cheaters

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

〽️ICHIGAN WINS THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆

THEIR FIRST TITLE SINCE 1997

[Spotrac @spotrac]

In addition to a $7.63M base salary this season, Michigan HC Jim Harbaugh has secured $2M in bonuses thanks to a Big 10 East Division Title, a Big 10 Championship, & a CFP berth.

He can secure another $1M if the Wolverines win the National Championship next Monday.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The GTA 6 trailer is here.

We've almost made it.

https://t.co/BesZ0ch9nF

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey Thamel how much was in the envelope Cryin Ryan Day gave you. Give it a rest already Pal

[Football @BostonConnr]

If you don’t want one then please leave it, I will have what’s left over.

Happy Halloween.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

So none of the Coaches care about the Michigan thing. That should say a lot.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Michigan just stole Ohios hockey signals.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Lions are 3-1 and sit atop the NFC North after 4 games 🦁

[Football @BostonConnr]

Matt Canada call that play on 4th down for Ohio State?

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Congrats to the BRAND NEW LIONS

HUGE win on opening night.. The Lions culture is so fucking sweet.

Sophisticated Meatheads all over the place.

Hellllll yeah.. The NFL is BACK