Professor Biscuits

~Causing an increase in entropy since the late 90s. She/her

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

In the mood for some dhabbay ki chaaye. Warm. Brown. Cool breeze. Playing with your hair. Yellow lights. Very light. Faces barely visible but the eyes shine. Slow music. Like it’s secondary. Just adding a little something to the background. And baatein. Bohat saari. Dher saari.

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

@queserasarasara Ciprofloxacin (antibiotic)
Nospa (if you have abdominal spasmodic pain)
Syrup Citralka
And yes water.
You could also try fermented foods that balance your pH

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@aliciamayemory_ Can you get it left?

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@OGsDontFold Bottom

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@ranjishheesahi Yes thats me seeing you😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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@MahatmaaGanji What is this guys on about😭 As if getting a professor to recommend you isnt an olympic level sport in itself😭😭

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Women’s anger is often just clarity that arrived late because we were busy being polite.

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

@aliciamayemory_ 🤣🤣

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

یہ شہر اجنبی میں اب کسے جا کر بتائیں ہم
کہاں کے رہنے والے ہیں ، کہاں کی یاد آتی ہے

[ysl muse @yvesmusee]

Dhurandar 3 mein tum log host ban jana.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly?
DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to
CHILD: So not all bugs follow the same religion?
DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

[☆ @samacoree]

this is literally what a normal pakistani street looks like. if anything YOURE classist for saying that this is poverty porn. pakistan isnt all dha and bahria coded sir.

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

@thoraoffbeat They didnt even use any ‘people’ as ‘props’??? It was ltr just shops and the streets and their car decorated in a really vintage way? What is up with everyone fr

[Faizan. @thoraoffbeat]

maryam raja's entire brand has always been extremely local. she's never used old pindi as prop, but has actually engaged with it, celebrated it. there's nothing wrong with her photoshoot. you can't apply poverty porn as a blanket statement w/o considering the context.

[Professor Biscuits @Decaffitated]

Who are the ‘experts’ ?!

[Rising Kashmir @RisingKashmir]

#watch | Rising number of C-section deliveries; experts say it is linked to low pain tolerance, increased availability of facilities, and preference for quicker, less painful procedures with shorter hospital stay

Reports @Arifkhan33_

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@nicehouse23 @ranjishheesahi Would love to know where our religion tells us to ‘not dress in colourful clothes’

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@aliciamayemory_ Check his messages when he wakes up ofc

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