Cash Bandíto

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

Take the fiction out of science fiction. Arguably the greatest day in the history of the American Dream

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day.

400 of them are now worth over $100 million.

These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries.

Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000.

Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous."

The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before.

Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@hankharrison_ Any date in mind on this one Hank? Love it

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@Discip_dj Eta on this one dawg?

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@SamCOYS10 Any chance you ever tracked down this song?

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Minnesota Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards was FLABBERGASTED when Funny Marco randomly pulled out a whole CHICKEN from his jacket pocket mid-convo and then casually put it back 😭🍗

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@pnkymnml Just added Groovy Cat 2 days ago? What's the reasoning there

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@FREAKONmusic ID??

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

@ravetoad Keep coming back to this one, have you found it?

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I can’t get over this umps nutsack being absolutely terrorized in a little league baseball game. 3 times in 1 game. I mean come the fuck on

[Cash Bandíto @DeckerYee_]

You're going to be telling your story for the rest of your life so make it a good one

[Jesse Cohen @JesseCohenInv]

🚨 $2 Trillion erased from the stock market this morning.

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

The vibe has shifted. America’s back. 🔥

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

My morning hike

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

We are so back.

According to QuiverQuant, Nancy Pelosi has made $10,000,000 in the stock market just this week.

That's 45x her yearly salary.

In one week.

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

Quick & easy way to understand how Starship is going to mars

[Casey Bannon @CaseyFBannon]

“From hands up, to hands down the best in the world.”

-Jim Nantz in about 80 hours

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

In Major Blow To Democracy, Supreme Court Rules Voters Can Vote For Favorite Candidate https://t.co/T7dw1OCvYC

[Mark @MDSmalls23]

They got Jimmy Johnson lookin like this on live TV