Dakota

Software engineer, dessert maker, and huge nerd who ocassionally writes fan-fiction. They/Them.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’ve spent years “trying to leave a good impression” and it hasn’t worked, so now I will be focusing my energies on being the most unhinged weirdo you ever heard of

[Felix Colgrave @FelixColgrave]

Headballs

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@thegoodcatboy Boops your freckly nose

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@TonerBuyer Jesus did NOT take the wheel

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@mattgonter

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Ok my el jibbeties, it’s time

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@frogbiansVEVO I want to rub her ears

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@frogbiansVEVO 🐕

[angela wheezy @carpeangela]

“bake me a cake as fast as you can” is an unhinged thing to say to someone

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@LiberumAlas @LackadaisyFilm Viktor is chasing her to protect her. Mordecai wants his gun back before she drops it and scratches the finish.

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@theliamnissan @damnyouwillis Well we got nothing left to lose now!

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@drmistercody @Hammerblight

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

sincere posting mode: every member of the jury just non-trivially increased their odds of being on the wrong end of political violence, all of them that weren't total morons know it, and they did this anyway. genuine moment of unironic courage.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeting 34 consecutive crimes

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@iscoppie

[Dakota @Deckerbot]

@_7albi Your little meow meow stabbed me through the lungs!
(I love her too)