Declan Coles

Absurd thoughts and references bc im bored

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

Conan @TeamCoco is always going on about his “unique” and “original” look. Well explain this then… we have been living a lie.

You’re just a dime store copy of Georgia’s 18th century governor Stephen Heard.

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

“Yeah when i said i wanted a literature themed bachelor party i was thinking the Great Gatsby, not Holes”

“Shut up and keep digging Stanley Yelnats”

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

@officialRTE2 @izzymolloy1 So real for this

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Me entering my final weeks of a English and History degree:

Me: “It’s getting to the point where I don’t know whether I’m smart or not”

Tom @woodsCommaEl : “it’s getting to the point of your degree where you need to learn how to do those hearts in coffee”

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[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

I love it, when girls post pics with their boyfriends saying “I love you forever” then breakup the next week.

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

Jokes on you @voguemagazine I didn’t even want to be invited to the Met Gala 😅🙃

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I hate that I’m just an off brand Manny from Modern Family

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Looking back, Suzy Crabgrass was toxic af

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@SiobhanRio99 is your refrigerator running?

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It’s gotten to the point where the voices in my head have been excluding me from their outings

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I really appreciate @hbomax for using Times New Roman.

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Is getting emotional over Excel a sign of a mental breakdown? Because that’s how my morning is going.

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William Pit... the great commoner

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Bob Dylan's Tambourine Man is seriously lacking tambourine

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I can't decide how indecisive i am, a lot or a little

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I really want to be a Indie band name generator.

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

Sometimes to sound less pathetic, I tell people about something I did, but say it in a sarcastic tone

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

I'm reading an Eisenhower bibliography, my favorite book is Guts,Glory,Glam: jazz hands and success of the invasion of Normandy

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

People always ask me "declan what's your goal is life" my answer is: "I'm just trying not to get punched in the face"