Mr. Yourcheapesttequila

Sitka spruce hate account. Stacy’s dad stan account

[Mr. Yourcheapesttequila @woodsCommaEl]

My mates being mean to me, often justifiably so, maybe a thread

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Heaven is where the chefs are French and the union organisers are French and absolutely nobody else is French

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The annual humiliation ritual that is my Spotify wrapped

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86 pope

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@christopherhale @BarbMcQuade And the surprising thing is that Martin was Jesuit-educated. This is behavior you’d normally expect from APAB converts or evangelicals, having a shitfit at the Pope for saying love the neighbor

[Mr. Yourcheapesttequila @woodsCommaEl]

My mate Aoife talking about her burgundy-painted nails: …
Me: “very sanguine”
Aoife: “you know the bag when you go to donate blood”
Me: “no, no I don’t. I’m not allowed”
Aoife: “…you know the vial at the PrEP clinic”

[Mr. Yourcheapesttequila @woodsCommaEl]

@Blessed_Patriot @razealtheslayer @WallStreetApes “What meanest thou by seizing the whole earth; because I do it with a petty ship, I am called a robber, whilst thou who does it with a great fleet art styled emperor"

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@cwebbonline Keep voting red 😒

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Really hoping the guy who merked the United Healthcare CEO doesn’t have weird politics or skeletons in the closet. We could use a nice folk hero

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@allgarbled An incredible display of apostolic succession

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“Well, much like a conservative politician who has a lesbian daughter, I’ve changed my mind”

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I need everyone to see this incredible Depop find

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@north0fnorth Industry along the water has largely been converted to parkland. Landfills nearby have been capped and converted into parks. The town itself is near wholly residential, largely Irish-American, and working to middle class. The A train serves the island just before Rockaway Beach

[Mr. Yourcheapesttequila @woodsCommaEl]

@north0fnorth Formerly heavily industrialised, the bay was once planned for a large natural port however its marshlands have undergone extensive restoration and is an important migratory route especially for birds

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@AChillGhost Kate Middleton as a CIA sleeper 👀

[Declan Coles @DeclanColes]

Conan @TeamCoco is always going on about his “unique” and “original” look. Well explain this then… we have been living a lie.

You’re just a dime store copy of Georgia’s 18th century governor Stephen Heard.

[Mr. Yourcheapesttequila @woodsCommaEl]

In Florence, experiencing the culture…
“…‘due’ Guinness más é do thoil é”

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The duolingo owl built the Tower of Babel