Creationist Translationist

Translating the intellectual dishonesty and academic vandalism inherent in Young Earth apologetics.

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@JerramieHelmick @Mat_Hunt @CMyPhotoCredits @MikeHovland Extant organisms do not and will not evolve into other extant organisms. Evolution branches like a tree; not like Pokemon.

This is a wonderful example of a #StrawMan and shows me that your misconceptions about evolution may be the primary reason for your rejection of it.

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@catherineecull1 @krisaelin I had a side dish thay was mostly Brussels sprouts and apples. It was delicious.

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@UprightSiddy I read this as "Is it possible to have a sandwich and still be hungry"

Yes. Yes it is.

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@YorkshirePalaeo I'm on standby if you need any graphics help!

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Translation: If I don't think about it, then the evidence won't support your claims...

#DumbAndProud

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@sallyforthe Try praying for amputees to regrow their lost limbs.

Oh that's right. Prayer only works on things that are known to happen naturally.

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@YorkshirePalaeo You deserve a deep tissue brain massage.

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@sallyforthe @JwBenji @SylvieDParris @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @YorkshirePalaeo @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 You are excluded by General consent from rational discourse regarding biology.

This is because of your commitment to logical fallacies in lieu of critical thinking and rational discourse.

Your stupidity is not my violation of Twitter's terms of service.

[Creationist Translationist @DecoderYec]

@sallyforthe @YorkshirePalaeo @JwBenji @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @SylvieDParris @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 So you're trying to tell us that you are not a paleontologist?

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@JwBenji @SylvieDParris @sallyforthe @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @YorkshirePalaeo @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 I am not ostracizing you because you don't agree with the prevailing scientific model, I'm ostracizing you for lying and bastardizing that science in favor of your own, dogmatic religious delusions.

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Translation: I'm still looking for a Crocoduck because I don't understand what is meant by 'transitional fossil'.

#StrawMan
#fail

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@GDToothbrush Aggressive stupidity and blatant denial.

Then, when you expose the stupidity of their argument, they play the victim.

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Translation: I've never been to a natural history museum.

#DumbAndProud

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@JwBenji @sallyforthe @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @SylvieDParris @YorkshirePalaeo @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 You're lying for Jesus every time you open your scientifically illiterate mouth and bastardize the science that doesn't fit your asinine religious presuppositions.

#Liar4Jesus

[Creationist Translationist @DecoderYec]

@sallyforthe @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @SylvieDParris @YorkshirePalaeo @JwBenji @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 The links work fine. Stop being lazy.

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@sallyforthe @054durin @WhatIsTruth0 @SylvieDParris @YorkshirePalaeo @JwBenji @AtheistsRead @Call_Me_Emo1 @GregCampNC @Indisa09 Scroll up.

There have been several tweets linking you to the evidence supporting common ancestry between humans and chimpanzees. I guess you couldn't read one of the images so you just stopped reading altogether?

Ignoring the evidence won't make it go away.