Wade Wilson

Deadpool, at your service!

Merc with a Mouth. OCD, Mexican delicacies, Grotesque/decent appearance (Depends on artist).

Official #SpiderSquad member

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

🎵🎶It's me! Hi! I'm the problem, it's me!🎶🎵

💥 Turn offs: Not bein' a Spider Society Member (👀), taxes, misogyny, low ammo, Green Lantern, certain writers.
💥 Earth-616: Characterization favors Fabian Nicieza era, but knowledgeable about other interpretations.
💥 21+ | MDNI

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Heeeeey @BrokeOldSpidey. A little green goblin birdie told me your man was hittin' on his Spider-Wifu! Seein' as fair is fair, I thought I'd give you the opportunity to work that charm on yours truly.

An' jus' so ya know, I'm batting my eyelash-less eyes right now.

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Oh dear god, someone put me outta my misery.

This is worse when I was written by a certain writer that thought LOLRANDUM!POOL was kewl~

#MyXAnniversary

[Marjorie Keaton @secretwhisper23]

Meanwhile, at the Spider HQ foyer...

[Marjorie Keaton @secretwhisper23]

(The Spider bot watches Deadpool take the cash, and then it pulls the rope, making the box flop down harmlessly.)
📀Priority programming R3VeNgE: Running ..
⚠️ERROR⚠️Priority check R3VeNgE: Not satisfied
⌛️R3VeNgE diagnostic: Running ..
✅Conclusion: Bait works
❗️Incorrect trap
+

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

of Washington's ain't gonna work--

OH $H!+ IS THAT HONEST ABE?! GIMMIE.

[It's been a minute since DP had a job, can't blame the guy for snatching the bills]

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Ooohoo, lookie what we have here! An old school dummy trap!

Awww, little guy has spirit, waitin' for some poor, dumb b@$t@rd t'take the bait.

[DP was roaming HQ's halls looking for @BrokeOldSpidey to play Mario Kart with until he came across this fella. He squats down next to +

[Marjorie Keaton @secretwhisper23]

Meanwhile, at the Spider HQ hallway...

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

the prize box, removing his katana to idly poke it]

Yanno, gotta make it less obvious an' stand farther back, dingus. These Spideys got their Spidey-Sense an' eye lenses the size of Cap's shield, you're gonna get got.

An' I know these Spidey's are BROKE as hell, but a stack +

[ᴊᴇꜰꜰʀᴇʏ ᴛ. ʟᴀɴᴅꜱʜᴀʀᴋ 🫧 @Healingbubbles]

˜”*°•. ₘᵣᵣᵣ...ᵤᵣₚ •°*”˜
ᴶᵉᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃʳᵏ

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Buddy, Pal, face only a mother could love man, I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN'.

Your backwardy Supe charm is lost on me!

[Bizarro @BizarroMvN]

Why am moles filled with holes?!?

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

My brain gets rescrambled once a day, be lucky I didn't call you Olivia Bagel Swiss Cheese Lover Boy.

I gotta hand it to ya, yer still out here hustlin', living yer dreams of being more than a villain of the week...

[Fake sniff, very emotional]

I'm proud of ya, White Board!

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

That's small brain thought!

Let's get that World's Greatest Brain to Galaxy's Greatest Brain status:

#SpidersPool2025

[Miguel O'Hara. @2099Problems]

#Spiderdads2025

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

HOLE-Y MOLEY! THE SMUDGE IS BACK!

What are you doin' outta your cave? We still got like six more weeks of winter!

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

No.

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Is it you? Are you the one person waiting for MotorPool?

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Yanno, SpideyPool is a HUGE ship, got content up the wazoo an' lotsa moolah being made off it.

But where's the feeling, that je ne sais quoi of when a rarepair gets a crumb of content! MotorPool has one fan that's been waitin' for nearly a YEAR for content, give 'em that!

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Wade, you know I--

[Like is too strong of a word]

--don't hate you, but now ain't the time.

Actually, it's never the time. You should save those moves for someone who can appreciate them.

You know, like Peter!

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

GASP.

Spider-Mama, say it ain't so!

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

Rizzpool deactivated.

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Are we finally on the Reject-O'Hara Hate Train? 'Cuz I, for one, have been conducting that train YEARS ago.

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Rizzpool activated.

[Jessica Drew-O'Hara @SpiderWoman332]

So Gabriel's just gonna lie to me. I... I honestly can't with him right now.

And I'm supposed to be marrying that man.

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

"Oi, guv'nor! Page 24 was plenty informational!"

"Who'da known growin' potatoes in a burlap sack an' makin' jacket potatoes was so cheap an' easy!"

Just like Wade!

[HOBIE BROWN @SPDRxPNK]

" hey i made it in the papers again! I'll let you lot guess which one"s about me. "

" ...gonna sort that chiswick one out an all. "

" two weeks house arrest? nah fam. lemme see about that. "

[Wade Wilson @Dedpull]

Numbers gotta be even!

[Miguel O'Hara. @2099Problems]

It's been 1 year since I've started searching HQ's CCTVs for ghosts and power washed the HQ Bathrooms.

Been one hell of a year, team. Here's to many more!

Be sure to stop by to say hi!

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